Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 Had some peach moonshine last night, shit was smooth as hell, turned out good for my first batch. I love living in Dixie
I wouldn't. She's above average-looking (though she has NO body), and if she seemed cool and fun, I'd definitely go for it. But she's a fucking terrible, racist, homophobic person. Sorry, the kind of person who says, "ew, I hate touching black people" doesn't deserve to have sex with me, full stop.
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 Speaking of which, are peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate really as divine as I have been told?
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 How does one do this without getting arrested or getting lead poisoning?
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 It is easier than you think. You can do it with a large cooking pot, and a jury rigged upsidedown lid that drips into a receptacle. Plus a good amount of ice.
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 Have you ever taken an organic chem lab? Distillations are actually very simple, they just require steady conditions and a sharp eye to make sure they are at the correct temp at the correct time. Pretty sure my dad performed some distillations in our kitchen when I was young. All I remember was a shitton of copper tubing all over the place to make some sort of alcohol....
We're going to a Halloween party tonight. First time since college that I'm dressing up in a costume.
Christ, I'm not that picky, or rather I wasn't when I was single. Hell, if you left me in a locked room with a rabid wombat long enough, I'd probably try to fuck that. Assuming it was a female wombat, of course. Because somehow fucking a male rabid wombat would be wrong. Looking back over the previous two sentences, there are several words that should never appear in close proximity together.
Boyfriend and I wandered around in costume last night, grabbed a few drinks, and got a whole lot of attention. I was being eaten by a bear, and was told by a number of people that i had a bear on my back. As if somehow I hadn't noticed. Also, when you wear an enormous stuffed animal on your back, people tend to pet it, which is awkward. Reactions to boyfriend's costume were much more exciting, because we made him the Worst Costume in the World, the Human Centipede. A number of drunk boys tried to save the two stuffed girl-dummies we made, but they are beyond saving. My favorite was when we were getting out of the car and someone said "Oh it's a dog! Oh, no, it's Jesus! OOOH! It's a human centipede!!!"
Sometimes I wonder what google adsense bot thinks of us. Then again, maybe it recommends muslim dating sites to us to initiate a real-life wahoo.
I have my costume ready: slutty zombie. I get to be slutty and goth...both things I don't have the opportunity to be the rest of the year. It's looking unlikely that I'll get my shit together and be able to go to this party, but it's there just in case.
I don't know if anybody here is watching football, but seeing Marcus Lattimore's leg flopping around is about the most gag inducing thing I've ever seen.
Re: Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 How in the hell would I get lead poisoning? Edit: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.clawhammersupply.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.clawhammersupply.com/</a> There are assholes who use car radiators and steel tubing to distill, that's how you go blind from drinking bad shit. Haven't heard of lead being an issue.
I'm sure South Carolina fans would say the same thing about the way they played down the stretch against a mediocre team. And that's coming from a Tennessee fan
Re: Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 I've heard of people using lead alloy solder in home made jerry rigged stuff that has done it.
Re: Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 Well that and the feds shooting at you can give you a solid case of lead poisoning