Re: Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12 I also think I'd be like Tickle from that moonshiner show. I'd just be oppressively drunk at all times if I produced my own.
Just watching that makes my own leg hurt. Every time I see an injury like that all I can think about is seeing my kneecap on the side of my leg while playing hockey in high school. My injury wasn't shit compared to Lattimore's.
Chalk this up as the most boring Saturday in history. It's a tossup as to which was the more exciting thing I did today: getting my car inspected or going to the farmer's market and buying zucchini.
I have a confession to make. I just watched Two and a Half Men (don't care, I enjoy the show, not going to argue for it, but I enjoy it) and Miley Cyrus was on it in all forms of scantily clad clothing. Not only did I laugh at her fast talking heavy southern accent, I found myself attracted to her. I never thought I'd be attracted to Miley Cyrus, but is is official. I would give her my penis for her own recreational use. Its out, I said it.
Going to a buddy's costume party at his house...he ordered a keg but, I think I''ll bring my flask of Sailor Jerry along for back up. Let's get in the spirit.
Now that I've copped a buzz I'm obligated to go to the downtown costume party. My costume is very simple. I'm not wearing one. When anyone asks I will say "Since you're supposed to go as something you're not every other day of the year I am going as someone without cancer." Can't. Lose. I'm smuggling in some Mad Dog 2020. Time to stare at titties. And cocks. Lots of cocks.
Skid Row? SKID Row? This is bad and you should feel bad. Lemmy's mole will penetrate you. I hate taking the first drunk piss. Ends up like a firehose spraying everything back at you off the bowl. Edit. Should have used this song because there's dancers in it. And when I die, I want to be killed by death...
Well, I listened to both. Tempo and music is similar, but that singer, based on what you posted; isn't even in the same league as Bach as far as pipes are concerned. Really, there aren't very many that are. Plant, Rose, maybe a few others. Crown? Dixie?
Just put on my poorly planned costume. I knew I should have went with the red jacket, but it was a bit too small. I don't think I look outlandish enough, just retarded.
Literally everybody I know in the city is either out of town or being incredibly lame tonight. Like, "I'm going to play Halo" lame. What the fuck? You live in New York Goddamn City, it's Halloween (weekend), I saw more half naked ass this morning than I do in a week's worth of porn watching, and you're staying in? I just worked 14 hours on 3 hours sleep and I'm ready to fuckin GO
Switching to another under depreciate. In its own right?.....the album was one of the best. Here are some of what you didn't hear on the radio.
If you are talking purely about singing ability, Bach is a great singer. He's also a temper tantrum-throwing manchild and I fucking hate him. Skid Row's superiority over Motorhead ends there. Motorhead is fucking Motorhead, and they piss in Skid Row's rotting, empty skull. Along with The MC5 they are probably the most most badass hard rock band in history. Lemmy should be considered an American national treasure. That man knows rock and roll (and its lifestyle, for that matter) like very few do.
Yeah, I wait till the last minute and never make plans. I have no costume and no party to wear one to. I MIGHT meet up with friends at the bar tonight. Another lame weekend. Still thinking of wearing something strange to the Primus concert Tuesday.
Lucky bastard. They are one of the best live shows of the last 25 years. Trying to stand out at the concert of a band that deranged is like trying to find a clock in a casino, by the way.