I just want to listen to the country have a collective aneurysm when they name storms Hurricane Mohammed or Hurricane Jesus.
Hey, did anybody else think that watching Marcus Lattimore's leg injury was the grossest thing they saw this weekend until they saw the trailer for the new Evil Dead movie and the girl puts her tongue on a running electric knife? No? Just me? 'kay.
Good news is that he is supposed to be able to play again someday. I've never seen a stadium with such an eerie vibe after he went down Saturday. Even my cynical ass isn't annoyed by all the facebook posts and news articles about him. I'm selfishly hoping he plays here his last year so I can watch him again. I'm already pledging my allegiance to whichever pro team drafts him. I'll root for the redskins if I have to.
There's no way that's a Barbara. I smell trickery. My in-laws have a house in Stone Harbor. My husband is hoping it's still standing when it's all said and done since it's about 2 blocks from the beach. However, they live on a street that some locals live there year-round and passed an ordinance for just that street that you can't build up the houses so people don't buy, tear down, build up, then rent out to hooligans. So they are "stuck" with a loft for a second floor. So I told him it would be a perfect chance to rebuild what they want. He likes that idea. So, here's hoping!
All I know is that the icelandic fitness goodness just keeps on coming. What are they doing over there, and how can I obtain citizenship?
I can't help but think that Hurricane Gaston would be pretentious. Like, it would only rain in black and white or something.
It would rain Belgian beer, and the wind would howl with the sounds of Gaston discussing his pharmaceutical expertise.
Maybe it could wear a winter hat & scarf even though its 85degrees outside. Or those glasses with no lenses.
I live about 10 miles from the White House and Sandy is rolling in now. The winds are picking up and the power is still on for now. Thankfully, I'm fully stocked on booze, charcoal for the grill, and meat. Fuck you Sandy, bring it.
Hurricane Sandy, thus far I am UNIMPRESSED. It is ridiculously windy here, but barely any rain. Craziest thing that's happened is that when people opened the front door to our building, the door to our apartment (which was locked from the outside but not from the inside) across the hall from it blew open a few times. We've barricaded it, but I can't even tell if that makes me more nervous about the storm or about my apparently shitty locks. Also, I'm working from home today and apparently everyone who's stuck inside today decided to spend their time freaking out about sex stuff. It has been so busy and there are higher numbers of people on the site than I've seen in a long time. COME ON GUYS.
Phew, I thought you were referencing Annie "Grenade Stomach" Thorisdottir. I respect her domination of the Crossfit games, but she's a bit too manly. Too bad cause she has a pretty face. That video was much better.
It's starting to get windy here. I can't believe the scares they're putting into the morons in my city. Our river is a maximum of 100 ft. wide and we are at least 30 miles from a Great Lake in any direction. What the fuck do they think is going to happen around here? I mean, it inconveniences ME because I half to take my Halloween direction down for the night do it doesn't end up orbiting the earth.... but people buying generators? I haven't seen such idiocy aound here since Y2K.
The top 10 feet of the neighbor's pine tree just came flying. Only another 36 hours to go . . . . . . .