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Weekend Drunk Thread 12-11-09

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by kuhjäger, Dec 11, 2009.

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  1. konatown

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    Did you eat the whole entree?
    I was at one of those in Cincinnati and ordered chicken parmigiana. Four chicken breasts. Four! No one warned me. I gave my doggy bag to a homeless guy on Xavier's campus. The next night a gave a 40 oz to a different homeless guy. They love me there.
     
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    Or Oklahoma. Thats one of the few things I hate about this state.
     
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    Coors Light tastes like Bud Light with a sugar packet added to it. Gross.

    Banquet beer is delicious, but delivers one hell of a headache, much like Budweiser. I fucking love it.

    Speaking of hangovers, don't get me started on Yuengling.
     
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    ................................ Nuh uh!
     
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    ................................... Yep!
     
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    As a self professed Coors Light drinker, I can say without the slightest hesitation, that the so-called "Banquet Beer" is about as good as sticking your nose into the asshole of the Unknown Who Dat.

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    Goddamn it I fucked up a rep.

    It should of went "Give me an O"

    Crowd: "O"

    Give me a "U"

    Crowd: "Moo"

    Yay Oklahoma!
     
    #87 toytoy88, Dec 12, 2009
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    Its cause 'giners can't really be slammed down on the keyboard.

    i mean, if i had a dollar for everytime my weiner posted, I'd have about tree fitty.
     
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    Hell no. I order half and eat half of that. The rest comes home for tomorrow. As does the bottle, well, I'm drinking that now..
     
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    In my drinking escapades over the last 12 or so years, I've come to realize that hangovers are largely circumstantial. Yuengling happened to be the beer I was drinking for the top 2 worst hangovers (including liquor of every sort) of my life. As such, I've given it up. That's not very logical, I know, but that's the way it is.

    As for the number of males on the board...my gf's a lightweight. She had 2 glasses of wine earlier, and here she lays. Sound asleep on the couch while I watch SNL, post on a message board, and drink Natty.* We're like an old married couple.

    *I'm aware that drinking cheap crap gives me no room to talk about alcohol in any capacity.
     
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    Jeez, you are a young one aren't you?

    A fifth of Everclear and you can have 'giner tracks all over the house. It's not a pretty sight, it's kind of like being invaded by slugs, but it's a rite of passage.

    "Hey do you have snails? What's this shit on the walls?"

    Nevermind.
     
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    Yeah, but I have yet to meet the girl who can spell "dog" with her 'giner. Its one thing to leave a Hanzel and Gretal trail, its quite another animal to articulate thoughts. the day we have 'giners doing that, I'm fucking running for cover.

    Wouldn't it be funny if The Matrix came true, but instead of machines, it was 'giners that became self aware? I think I could die a happy man if Agent Smith talked like the clitoris from the South Park Movie.
     
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    You need to quit meeting those toothless swamp rats that can't spell.

    Even fat girls can scoot around and spell "Dog" if given enough encouragement.

    And by encouragement I mean booze. Fat girls will do anything. God bless them.
     
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    I'd like to add that I'm a whiskey drinkin,' tattoo gettin,' cigarette smokin,' pussy lovin,' motorcycle ridin,' gun shootin,' Ford truck drivin,' redneck from Georgia. I like Bocephus, GNR, Skynyrd, and lots of other country, rock, metal, and gangster rap.

    ...and I love Lady Gaga. I blast her shit with my windows rolled up tight. In her video for Bad Romance, right around 2:40 is better than any porno I've ever seen.
     
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    My trash can is full. I have a tower/wall of beer cans growing on my desk while I watch the UFC fights.

    Currently is 4 high by 4 wide. Out of room and the cans are starting to lean, but I have two more to add. Guess I'll start on the floor and go up from there.

    So I take it that you two are fans of the outtie? I've always liked the thicker, meatier innies.
     
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    If that happened I would kill myself. If they were self aware they'd have teeth. Big fucking teeth. Personally I'd rather eat a bullet then be eaten by a 'giner with teeth. That would be a really fucked up way to go out of this world. Damn near the reverse of how how I came into it, except with teeth.

    Did I mention a 'giner with teeth? That's a horrifying thought for anyone with a penis.
     
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    Wait, becoming self aware means that they develop a thought process and the ability to reason. Nobody said anything about mutant 'giners who would become the mortal enemies of the fucking Ninja Turtles.
     
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    ...also car fixin,' do-it-myself home improvin,'.....

    My point? Well, I guess I'm pretty drunk. My gf, soon to be fiance/wife, is asleep on the couch. I just wanted to put it out there that I like music labeled as "pop."
     
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    I'm truly afraid my backwoods and drunken friend it means just that.

    And they may grow teeth,

    I suspect shegirl has already evolved quicker then most of them, but that's just a theory I'm working on. She may or may not have a Piranha Pussy.

    Oh fuck, I am so banned...
     
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    I just want to hear your theory for why everything that is self aware inevitably has to have teeth. Even matrix robots don't have teeth. They don't need them because robots don't eat, they sustain themselves on oil and beer (if Futurama is to be believed).

    You must have gotten drunk and watched this movie.
     
    #100 Blue Dog, Dec 13, 2009
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