Good Lord, drinking a couple of beers and what do I find on the idiot board? Drunk rednecks with sharp toothed vaginas? Am I reading this right? Gotta drink more I guess. Carry on.
Dear God.It's thundering like hell outside. That can only mean one thing...a good old fashioned southern storm. In other words, it's time to run like hell. Tornadoes and the associated shit storm are a comin'.. Good thing I'm drunk as fuck, if a tornado hits my house I'll just kind of roll with the punches as long as I don't bang into a cow (Or an OU cheerleader) if I get get sucked up into a twister.
Since when is that what a "good old fashioned southern storm" means? In Tennessee it seems to mean you raid every grocery store within 50 miles of bread and milk. I generally raid for Jack Daniels at the liquor store, if it's not fucking sunday.
I worked in a grocery store during college. They called for a "wintery mix" one time, and the store ran out of buggies (shopping carts if you're not from the south). No kidding, we had people waiting on standby for buggies because it *might* snow. And, seriously, we're in GA...if it snows, we'll be stuck for 10-12 hours, tops.
How the fuck can a college library not have any coffee for sale within 2 miles of it at 9 pm the weekend before finals. Wouldn't it make fucking sense to set up a vending machine in the library or something. I cannot conceive of how nobody has revolted because of this yet. Back when I went to school on the mainland we had a small coffee shop in the library. It made a shitload of cash. Are the people here just economically retarded???? Students studying = students drinking coffee. I want to punch someone. The worst part is, there are two coffee shops on campus that close at 5pm. Lets think about it. Are students more likely to drink coffee at 3:30 when its fucking 90 degrees, or at 9 pm when they are cramming for tests and its a nice coffee drinking temperature. The least these fucking shops could do would be stay open late during fucking FINALS week. I'll reiterate it: I want to punch someone.
Trust me, if I had good credit and lots of money and time I'd be all over that shit. Hmmm, what I need is some financiers. Time to call up the local Colombian drug lord.
Sometimes unemployment works well. Like when sometimes it feels like it should be Saturday, but it's really Friday, but the next day it feels like Friday, but . . .
Wow. I sure did miss a party last night! I just read back through the last few pages of this thread. Sadly, my opinion is skewed because I'm both a girl and sober, but here goes: - I have to agree with Blue Dog. Being self-aware has nothing to do with having teeth. I think if giners were self aware they could do some damage, but probably that damage wouldn't involve biting. - I don't know why more women don't post drunk. Maybe the 'giners with teeth' debate is old or something. - Toytoy88, you have problems, buddy. Go make sure your shutters are tied down and the still isn't going to get damaged in the flood. That's all. Continue on. Oh, and some advise I should issue publicly: lots of water, a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger and a baked potato with cheese and broccoli will cure your hangover right now. Or you'll puke, but either way you'll feel better.
Noon, the girlfriend just left to do laundry, said I was getting anal when she got home, and Goodfellas is on TV. Between all that, and some whiskey, today's looking pretty good.
But did she specifically say that it would be you in her anus? I'd start some stretching exercises just in case matey.