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Weekend Drunk Thread 2/19/10

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Feb 19, 2010.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    If you're coming here in the first place, it seems, you have issues.
     
    #241 ghettoastronaut, Feb 21, 2010
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    Somehow, this has all the makings of an episode of Dateline.
    I could just picture myself walking into the bar *with my 'Hi my name is Ballsack!' nametag on.
    Then, getting ambushed by that fucking guy with the cameras and everything.

    "What exactly are you doing here?"
    "Uhh, I came to meet some people that I met on the internet.."


    Hell, when and where do I have to show up?
     
    #242 carpenter, Feb 21, 2010
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    I'm throwing my hat into the ring as well.

    This is why Weekend Drunk Threads are the most interesting on the internet.

    And fuck flying. All the midwest folks need to rent a 15 passenger van to road trip up there. Make one of the holier than thou asses from the Sobriety thread drive.
     
    #243 konatown, Feb 21, 2010
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    Then deny them access when they get here.

    Sobriety. Pfft. Next thing you'll be telling me that women can vote.
     
    #244 Rob4Broncos, Feb 21, 2010
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    I'd go, but I post so rarely I'm pretty sure I'd get blank stares and people would wonder what 'that married dude' is doing there.

    side note: I loves rum and coke. I loves that rum and coke makes the wife drunk. I loves drunk wife cause she is more willing to do fun stuff.
     
    #245 D26, Feb 21, 2010
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    God. I wish. The ball and chain turns into a goopy, giggly, retarded mess after even one drink. You can't get her to sit up straight, nevermind do fun things.

    And then she tells me things like "I love you" and "I can see myself marrying you", which she claims to not remember later.
     
    #246 ghettoastronaut, Feb 21, 2010
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    Eh, I'm pretty sure as long as you're not a huge loser you'd be good to go. I mean, aside from about 10 of you guys I can't really connect any kind of real personality traits to any specific names anyways. Except of course, "I like to drink a lot and hate women".
     
    #247 Sam N, Feb 21, 2010
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    Isn't your girlfriend asian? That would explain it...
     
    #248 Sam N, Feb 21, 2010
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    She also weighs 100 pounds. Body weight is the #1 predictor of alcohol tolerance.
     
    #249 ghettoastronaut, Feb 21, 2010
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    This is going to end poorly. That's all I have to say about that.
     
    #250 Beefy Phil, Feb 21, 2010
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    Well yeah, that's part of the being Asian thing. You don't find too many north of about 120.
     
    #251 Sam N, Feb 21, 2010
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    But when you do, it's awesome.


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    Shouldn't be an issue..
     
    #253 PIMPTRESS, Feb 21, 2010
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    My whiskey came in a plastic bottle tonight. You don't get to judge me. I will set you on fire.
     
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    Do you really have ass high white boots and that strange blue top?
     
    #255 Sam N, Feb 21, 2010
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    A weekend drunk thread? Bravo TIB, bravo.

    Jus getting home from an all-day drunk and decided to finally sign up to be a part of the retarded cirus that ist his board.

    Hope the spirit of RMMB is preserved, minus the suck.
     
    #256 theRookie, Feb 21, 2010
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    I do say this medicinal pot is... pretty fine okay great.

    but hmm, I don't seem to be drunk technically.

    I'M DRUNK ON EMOTION MAN

    FOR THE TREES
     
    #257 ssycko, Feb 21, 2010
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    Go write a poem under a rainbow.
     
    #258 SaintBastard, Feb 21, 2010
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    It's weird to me that a board spawned from something so American has become so Canadian. I hope you syrup eaters lose at hockey tomorrow.
     
    #259 Bread Mustache, Feb 21, 2010
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    Awww... someone need a hug?
     
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