I wouldn't be able to make a trip to Canada... it'd cost me over $2000 U.S. just for air tickets. Plus I'd bet it's a 14-16 hour flight. Sucks. I'm going to go get slaughtered on MW2 again. Happy drinking y'all!
Don't you think a little cash can be blown to see our wonderous tourist attractions? "Grand Canyon WHO?!?!" Like so: Sudbury's world's largest nickel The Moosejaw Concrete Moose (50' tall) Canucks, help me out with some more stereotypical tourist attractions, here!!!!
This is where I suggest we hold the the TiB extravaganza! Copious amounts of strip clubs, casinos and bars would ensure a great time for everyone. Did I mention the hotel that doubles as a cougar bar on Friday nights? And they have a group rate?!
I have absolutely no desire to meet any of you, because you're all freaks and I'm normal. That said, I'd consider going if the above were to happen.
All things considered, Ballsack is bigger than Gris. Also, I'd be VERY curious to see how all the internet tough guys behave in an actual social interaction.
If it makes you feel any better, Philalawyer's been known to point out that his readers are highly disproportionately Canadian. Makes you wonder who's copying who now, doesn't it.
Theodore Tug Boat muh fuckas. Thats all we have in Halifax... Actually theres a citadel which from what I've heard people go to at night for gay buttsecks. No joke. And a blue concrete wave. No buttsecks involved though.
Oh, I miss the days when the above statement meant East Coast as in New York* to Florida. That being said, I'm not going all the way to Canada to meet you degenerates. If yall want to come to Pinehurst and play golf, I can hook that up. *Yeah I know there are more Northern states on the coast but no one ever goes to those, do they?
Fuck me. We made it to 18 bars in 4 hours yesterday for the bartsool open. Blacked out by 3pm went to my buddies new house to watch the UFC fights. Some point during the night I broke my foot. Today sucks.
Saw a piece on the news a while ago that poutine is starting to make inroads to NYC. Except there they prefer to call them "disco fries" and use slices of processed cheese instead of real cheese curds. Oh, and they call it "American cheese". What the hell is up with that. I mean, the Swiss make a damn good chese - that's something you want your country's name on (even though what we call "Swiss" cheese is actually either gruyere or emmentaler). Same with their army knife, aluminum water bottles, and premium luggage products. Also, swiss navy brand personal lubricant. But do you really want your country's name on a product vying for the bottom end of the dairy totem pole with cheez whiz?
I'd go with that. I've stayed at J.D's hotel (Embassy) twice, and it has huge rooms, is next door to the casino and Niagara Falls is a great party town.