I watched Pulp Fiction the other night and something tells me that this man is not a lawyer, but rather a man named Maynard. He once owned a pawn store with his friend Zed...but Zed's dead.
I'm expecting the same caliber of posting that occurs when BD gets knee-deep in one of these drunk threads. The over/under on incoherent poop jokes currently sits at 4.5.
It's been a long day, training all day at one job and I just got done giving a one hour massage. I think I'm going to open a bottle of wine and make some cookies. Sounds like a good night to me.
I paid $5 for a can of PBR last weekend. Twice. My other choice was a $9 Bud Light. I'm not bragging. I had no choice. I wanted to kick the waitress in her box and then set the fucking building on fire. Fucking ridiculous. I agree. At $5 per 12-pack, I'll take it over Budweiser any damn day of the week. Fuck college, that policy stands to this day. But when you give someone $5 and they hand you one can, it's like being given a single grain of rice for your meal. It's not just useless, it's insulting. You both know what that grain of rice is worth. There's no illusion. But you have to nibble that grain anyway, and pretend you aren't being blasted in the ass by an unscrupulous rice merchant.
The wonderful thing about women's skeleton is that those speed suits really show off every athlete's ass very nicely.
After work picked up my half gallon of Captain and promptly started drinking and playing COD. And just found out I'm getting a visit from the green fairy tonight. Score.
So I'm looking forward to going to McNellie's tonight to participate in the Great Guinness Toast, but Its gonna be pretty busy I would expect. I would like to head up there and get a table or a spot at the bar by 8ish. My roommates and friends, however, are pussies and will make me wait till probably 930 or 10. If I miss the toast all together I'm gonna be pissed.
OK, I can't find PIMPTRESS's road rash pictures anywhere. What's so bad about them? And concerning the gentleman who needs to make some money fast and doesn't want to demean himself with sexual deeds for unattractive rich people, try robbing a bank. It is remarkably easy. Getting away with it is the hard part, but if you can maintain a complete lifestyle change, it should a piece of cake!
Thats a bit of an understatement, don't you think? Are you really looking forward to the moment that you get to pick them off? Because I would be if I were you.
I've already been picking, collecting them in a jar. I intend to create an oil and scab on canvas piece. It shall really create a unique texture.
This next question will make shegirl barf in her mouth: is the yellow stuff puss? I'd have a hard time not doing something that resulted in that popping, if that was me.
I am coating it with some special conconction that makes it look that way, it isn't actually pus. I can't allow fabric to lay on it or it'll dry and I then get to RIP it off. That is fun.
... ... ... ... Has anyone ever invented a smiley or soemhting really shorthand to represent dryheaving? I've never used shorthand before, but I feel like I'm gonna...