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Weekend Drunk Thread 2/26/10

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by shegirl, Feb 26, 2010.

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  1. Supertramp

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    Are you... coming onto me?
     
    #201 Supertramp, Feb 28, 2010
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Let the towel whipping...COMMENCE!!!!
     
    #202 Crown Royal, Feb 28, 2010
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    Only if that means I'll be coming in you later tonight ;)
     
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    I'm kinda curious if lesbians can fake an orgasm with their partners. Care to enlighten me?
     
    #204 Supertramp, Feb 28, 2010
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    What did I miss?
     
    #205 PIMPTRESS, Feb 28, 2010
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    While I have faked an orgasm before, I've never done it with a vagina, so I'm not sure if I can help you with that one.
     
    #206 ssycko, Feb 28, 2010
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    Of course they can. I've dated women and faked successfully.
     
    #207 PIMPTRESS, Feb 28, 2010
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    I feel like I've either had too much to drink, or not nearly enough to drink, to understand what the fuck is going on here.

    Hey, look! Finland beet Slovakia in Olympic hockey!

    Oh yeah, who fucking cares?

    Bring on Canada / USA
     
    #208 Nettdata, Feb 28, 2010
  9. Bourbondownthehouse

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    I repped this but holy shit I'm tired of the mystery. Are you a fucking woman who fucks dudes, a man who fucks dudes or what? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?
     
    #209 Bourbondownthehouse, Feb 28, 2010
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    What the hell is going on in here?

    Ahhh, fuck it.

    Last one to the shower's a rotten egg!!
     
    #210 MooseKnuckle, Feb 28, 2010
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    Tomorrow it's Canada vs. USA. It all comes down to the prayers and the vitamins, kids. My asshole friend "decided to take the wife out to Vancouver" and have seen two hockey games already. It's going to be crazy enough HERE tomorrow.

    I don't think either Canada OR USA could be happier with how well they did this year, though. I NEVER saw us winning that many gold medals. The biggie is tomorrow, though. I've been hungering for this showdown again for eight long years. I doubt I'll be jumping up and down on top of a bus shelter this time, though.
     
    #211 Crown Royal, Feb 28, 2010
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    I'll be downtown for the pre and post game mayhem.

    Can't wait!
     
    #212 Nettdata, Feb 28, 2010
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    Can you fake something that isn't real to begin with? And don't lie you'd totally fuck supertramp even though he looks like some sort of Canuck guido hybrid. Do you GTL supertramp? You look mighty dark for living in a desolate winter wasteland.
     
    #213 Bourbondownthehouse, Feb 28, 2010
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    You should consider live twittering for a TiB exclusive!
     
    #214 Frebis, Feb 28, 2010
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    Fuck that.... only if the Tsunami hits.

    But if I see a guy in a white and red spandex outfit, I'm just going to run up and kick him in the balls. Then take pics.
     
    #215 Nettdata, Feb 28, 2010
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    But if you do want to follow my Twitter, it's <a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/nettdata" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/nettdata</a>
     
    #216 Nettdata, Feb 28, 2010
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    #217 Frebis, Feb 28, 2010
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    You don't follow philalawyer. What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
    #218 Bourbondownthehouse, Feb 28, 2010
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    BE YOU BEAST OR BE YOU MAN?!?!?!?


    Or be you [​IMG]?
     
    #219 MoreCowbell, Feb 28, 2010
  20. Bourbondownthehouse

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    BE YOU BEAST OR BE YOU MAN?!?!?!?[/quote]

    OR BE YOU A HERMAPHRODITE? (P-p-p-p-poker face)
     
    #220 Bourbondownthehouse, Feb 28, 2010
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