Ah, yes. The Elvis Method. Hey, I love Elvis so more power to ya'. Me is going to go get high of me ass in the shed now and watch the biggest Hockey game of the last 8 years. Anyone care to join me?
I'll join you. Now why do I anticipate a mass banning of all the damn Americans if Canada loses. I don't know if I will dare show my face around these parts.
ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO IT! BRING ON THE PAINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! I haven't been into hockey since the lockout, but I haven't been this excited for a hockey game since the Avs won the Stanley Cup in 2001 (how did I become a fan of 2 Colorado teams when I've never been to the state??).
Because you damn Yanks don't give a rat's ass about hockey, but you will show up to rub it in our noses if we lose. The worst sort of fairweather fan.
Nah, Canadians are too nice to do that. We'll just go drinking. And if we win, we'll go drinking. We really ARE a simple people.
I have never watched a hockey game in my life so that doesn't even classify me as a fan, let alone a fairweather fan. Just sort of curious to see what the hubbub is all about. And I am not one to rub noses.
Part of the appeal will be the massive hard-on I'm going to get when the Americans are denied their precious 30th anniversary of the miracle on ice.
I REALLY need to have my resume done, and not looking like shit, by tomorrow morning. And I haven't even started making it. But... The Lakers are on in a few minutes, the hockey game is on in a few hours... AND there is still leftover beers in my fridge, that keep staring at me like they want to fight... I'm sure my resume will get done somehow. I'll just do it when I'm drunk. That always works out well.
Well the tsunami never hit, but right now it feels like there is some kind of hurrican or tropical storm going on. It's fucking windy as hell, rainy, and looks like complete shit. About this fair weather fan business. Listen up, the olympics isn't about the sport or whatever, it's about the country. You do not need to be a consistent fan of any specific sport to turn into a passionate fan when your country is playing. You think I give a damn about ice skating or curling? Hope you Canucks enjoy eating your poutine through a straw.
I can't believe people are choosing to watch a hockey game when there's a race on. *shakes head in dumbfoundment*