Well, I'm off to go sit at the bar by myself and drink this past week away. I'm sure I will be continuing to post here from my iPhone.
Fine food and wine time! I shall try not to look down on all thee peasants after my excellent meal created by master chefs.
Nice one Jennitalia. It may have said 'vagina' about 50 times more than I wanted to hear, but it was funny as hell. You win. But this isn't a thread about posting songs of genitals. Or Jennitals for that matter. It's for pictures of unknown shirtless men. Spoiler And Asian tata's. NSFW
ClaireV and Jennitalia in search of a third best friend. Sounds like a the title of a childrens book. Almost.
My sister just stopped by and rubbed in that she had bread sticks in the car. After I stole one from her and she left, I promptly ordered some. Since the husband is apparently being a mechanic all night, I shall have bread sticks. No complaints here, 20-25 minutes until I can go pick them up. You know you live in the sticks when you can't even have pizza delivered.
You know how you know for a fact that you are high? When you forget to hit the pipe in your hand. Jesus Fuck, I cut myself off.
Man, I just remembered I haven't eaten a thing all day. Maybe I should remedy that. But conjunctivitis is just so damn interesting...
God damnit man, I told myself I need to stop masturbating so much and then you post THAT? I AM SO HARD I MEAN WET I MEAN WHAT DO GIRLS DO WHEN THEY'RE AROUSED
"But, you are NOT alcoholics. You - and my hat is off - are professionals." - Lewis Black Women like guys with bigger boobs than their own?
Favourite non-pornographic magazine to jerk off to? GOOD HOUSEKEEPING!!! And Rob4Broncos, don't you judge.