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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I don't know where the rest of you sissies get YOUR milk from...
     
    #181 CharlesJohnson, Mar 14, 2010
  2. Fernanthonies

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    So I thought I would try to out do Allord, which was a foolish thing for me to do, and did a google search for "fucked up japanese porn". Now I won't be able to hear the word 'Eel' without wanting to throw up a little.
     
    #182 Fernanthonies, Mar 14, 2010
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    This is totally ghettoastronaut's fault. See what happens when you challenge people like that? DO YOU SEE?
     
    #183 Dcc001, Mar 14, 2010
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    Best friend visit this weekend! I was a drunkelope, which is like an antelope but a lot more drunk. Now I am going to sleep forever.
     
    #184 jennitalia, Mar 14, 2010
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    You people act like you haven't seen TubGirl. Fucking LIARS!
     
    #185 Kubla Kahn, Mar 14, 2010
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    I have seen it and 2 girls 1 cup but I didn't enjoy it or actively seek it out.
     
    #186 zyron, Mar 14, 2010
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    After enough time on the internet, I have finally learned a valuable lesson. Some things just don't need to be seen, no matter how much curiosity is telling you to take a peek. I am not going to click those links and will continue to enjoy my nice and normal sex thankyouverymuch.
     
    #187 mya, Mar 14, 2010
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    Define "normal".

    Those asian girls with a chocolate shotgun blast to the face consider what they're doing "normal".

    Get off your high horse and take a steaming hot log of culture to the back of your throat.
     
    #188 scotchcrotch, Mar 14, 2010
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    Nope, can't tempt me. Not looking.
     
    #189 mya, Mar 14, 2010
  10. scotchcrotch

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    Keeping your eyes closed is probably best.

    Pink eye is a sonofabitch.
     
    #190 scotchcrotch, Mar 14, 2010
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    There is a zero percent chance Allord does not jack off to that last picture.

    That second picture made my dick hurt, and shrink.

    That first picture was actually kind of funny.
     
    #191 Samr, Mar 14, 2010
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    Well EXCUSE ME! I been too busy all day today being hoity toity! I'm too high brow for this stuff now! Garcon! Bring me my valet ticket! Stock market!

    By the way, people look at you funny when you take fruit out of the champagne glass they serve you and throw it at your brother across the room.

    But DAMN did I look good in my all-linen outfit! It was lin-a-rific!

    ................. Yall are gross.
     
    #192 Blue Dog, Mar 14, 2010
  13. Crown Royal

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    Sounds like a good enough story for me. I'm not supposed to drink because of the wisdom tooth thing, but I'm just going to ignore that suggestion.
     
    #193 Crown Royal, Mar 14, 2010
  14. scotchcrotch

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    Ooooooh look at me!

    I don't drink Stella out of a normal beer class. I need a fucking champaigne flute.
     
    #194 scotchcrotch, Mar 14, 2010
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    I'm fa little drunk. It's jutst been that sort of weekend. Yep. Shotgunning vodka with beer. woooo....
     
    #195 bean, Mar 14, 2010
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    Oh, come on dude, I could smell that last one.

    I also disagree with your assessment. The Germans and Japanese may be "fucked up" in a conventional sense, but I was referring to fucked up in a far more deep sense. The Muslim world would still treat women worse than sheep and perform home surgery with twine on their genitals with far greaty frequency than if the British had been involved. Chinese people would still force their children to play six instruments, master calculus by the age of 10 and threaten to disown them if they didn't go to their preferred institution of higher learning and then onward to med school followed by marrying a nice boy/girl who speaks the same language and producing lots of offspring if the British hadn't come around. Not to mention, immigrants and their descendents would still be in a massive state of denial about China being an un-democratic totalitation regime with a shameful human rights record.
     
    #196 ghettoastronaut, Mar 14, 2010
  17. Crown Royal

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    Hey hey HEY enough with the big word talkin' while we're discussing Irish drinking celebrations. WE ARE DEALING WITH A LOT OF SHIT RIGHT NOW. Go find a buzz and kill it.
     
    #197 Crown Royal, Mar 14, 2010
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    Ooo, this smells like a world issues debate. My $0.02:

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    Because, after all, let's keep the focus here.
     
    #198 Dcc001, Mar 14, 2010
  19. Crown Royal

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    I'm on it.

    ooooh, Raven and Kate. How I would touch you in mysterious ways.

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    [nsfw]We want more.

    [img]http://blog.starterupsteve.com/images/kateraveneg0266.jpg
     
    #199 Crown Royal, Mar 14, 2010
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    Mysterious ways? I'm pretty certain there's a rather obvious way to touch them, which is slapping them with your dick.
     
    #200 ssycko, Mar 14, 2010
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