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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    BATTLE!!!!

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    I'm feeling patriotic tonight. I still have "Iginla to Crosby..." on my brain. You got a PROBLEM with Elisha Cuthbert? You got a problem with ME so let's step outside and dance, Country Music!!! Okay, she fucked Avery and I hope his legs get run over by a freight train and then dies from infection for being such a fucking disgraceful retard, but thell me you wouldn't eat this alive:

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    I am drinking Guinness and eating liverwurst. Come on, uric acid, I fucking dare you to precipitate and crystallize.

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  3. Crown Royal

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    Wow, I've barely tried percocet and I've never been much of a fan (it isn't the rollercoaster people make it out to be) but when you combine it's rush with smoking pot you've offically zigged and zagged at the same time. I want to run naked through a cornfield right now and let the husks rip into my flesh. Daddy simply needs his "Me Time".
     
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  4. manihack

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    This video pretty much sums up how I feel right now:



    Also, to keep the train rolling:

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    Yeah. I'm a little infatuated.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Come on, full-on porn is cheating. It's like going all the way! We're classy people here, and if you don't believe me just go back and look at Alex's ode to the wet "Creverand steamer".
     
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  6. manihack

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    Maybe in America's hat it is, but in the good ole U S of A we do it up the right way.



    I am getting so red dotted for that.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    America's hat, eh? Would that make you Canada's toilet, or are we just plain sitting on your face and bleeding red?

    Please let's not start up with the Can-Am shit.
     
    #227 Crown Royal, Mar 15, 2010
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    I agree with Crown. Not that women aren't pretty and all, but some of us don't want to see a close up of an asshole.

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  10. manihack

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    It was all in good fun, and you won this round with that toilet comment. I actually love Canada. I live close enough to Montreal that I've spent a fair amount of time there, and even though the city in general is too French for my taste, the women there are absolutely incredible.

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    That was nothing. You want close up?

    SGEDIT: Do not click me because I am gross.
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    #230 manihack, Mar 15, 2010
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    Back in high school, at the start of MTV and music videos, all of us loved Quebec.

     
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    America's toilet is Mexico so I assume that is where Canada's shit ends up too.
     
    #232 zyron, Mar 15, 2010
  13. Crown Royal

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    I unleash the natural va-va-voom of Amber Heard.

    She. Is. Beautiful.

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    Asshole no, but candy? Yes please

     

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    I take it that was the rejected cover of A Million Little Pieces?
     
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    No, that would make Montana Canada's toilet. I mean really, it even kind of looks like a toilet:
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    Now as far as Mexico goes being America's toilet, I've actually never heard that one. Is that because it's full of brown shit?
     
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  17. Allord

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    What about seeing the outside world from the perspective of a theoretical man peeking out of his gastrointestinal cave?

    ...NO! No more fucked up pictures! I refuse!

    Also Canada is America's hat, the arctic Mexico, the south-of-the-border-northern-disorder, Mexisnow, filled to the brim with eskimos in sombreros, arctic hombres, Santa's workshop is filled with arctic illegal maple-syrup-chugging Mexicans, yada yada yada.

    In other news I mixed a drink last night with maple syrup, baileys, and vodka. Called it a Canadian Russian.

    Also here's another NORMAL picture, ya pansies.


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    #237 Allord, Mar 15, 2010
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    I'd say it looks more like a regular polygonOHMYGOD IT HAS A FACE

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    #238 Allord, Mar 15, 2010
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    Crown Royal, please stop rubbing our noses in the fact that you have badass medical grade drugs. Oh, and just for your own safety, you shouldn't mix anything ending in 'cet' with alcohol, because it contains acetaminophen, and when combined with alcohol, it (acetaminophen) maxes out your liver's abilities.
    Of course, this is coming from a guy who may or may not have bypassed the ignition interlock switch on his car by using parts that are available at any auto supply store and has an unerstanding of machines on-par with MacGuyver, and is not a doctor.
    So anyway, before I run to the store again, here's a picture of me with my new monitoring device, and a picture of a real woman, since all the NSFW pictures seem to be from places where intestinal parasites are running free, based on the lack of meat on the women. Here's Katja Kassin:
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    How about Xanax and alcohol? Because for about a three month stretch 2 years ago I was eating three Xanax pills and downing about 7 beers daily.... Yes, this was a darker time for me.

    But hell did it make you feel good.
     
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