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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    Take away the leather mask and the gag and I'm in. No need to cover up that pretty face. And if anyone needs a ball gag it's Aniston.
     
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    Well, last night was fun.

    Drunk sushi is awesome.
     
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    Oh wow, I found a stash of pictures....


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    I distinctly remember getting home last night fairly sober. So why am I waking up with a ridiculous hangover? This sucks, I maintained some semblance of functionality last night, yet I feel like I downed a bottle of Jim Beam and rolled around in a gutter for six hours.

    The only thing I can come up with is that it was the Coors Light, which I never really drink.

    Oh, and hot pictures Pimptress.
     
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    As far as I can tell that chick is shaving her pubes with a rusty steak knife. That says, "ER", to me. ERs are not hot.

    Also, I drank a bottle of wine at lunch, slept it off, and I'm going to start working on my second drunk of the day here shortly.
     
    #405 Noland, Mar 20, 2010
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    Last evening, after a few drinks, I almost left the bathroom with my dress tucked into my underwear. Luckily, some broad, who got an awesome view of my black-lace-thong-clad ass, told me before I went to sit back down.
     
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    I bend over backwards to tell people when they are going to embarass themselves (including toilet paper in the shoe, spinach in the teeth, etc) like that now. I hate people who just snicker behind your back. Bitches.....yeah o am not bitter
     
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    I've got more, so many more....

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    Guess who's going back to Lake Louise for another two days of skiing? Yeah, this guy. Fuck, last weekend was awesome, this one will be awesome...er!
     
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    Here's my dollar. Now DANCE!

     
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    I posted a link to her in the youtube thread, and technically not a picture, but if you don't think this chick is hot then you must be a Catholic priest:

     
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    Haven't seen this posted yet this year.

     
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    I have Sailor Jerry spiced rum, soda, and I'm playing "Old Maid" with my wife and daughter. Yeah, party over here, party over there, bitches! Later on, I'll play "Naughty Maid" with my wife.

    On a side note: It was 71 motherfucking degrees here today! Shorts in Rhode Island in March! It's amazing!
     
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    This snow is pissing me off. Our backup plan of going to the movies failed as well. We hadn't quite made it halfway before we spun around and almost landed in both ditches, decided to forge on driving a little slower. After we passed two cars in the ditch we decided not to risk it.

    So now we're on the way back home, sounds like Plan C is a PPV movie and a Casey's pizza. This could have been such a good weekend...

    I hate Missouri weather.
     
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    That sounds like the most boring alternative plan ever. And not that the first two were all that much better.

    Have you considered some porn, a giant sheet of plastic, toys, lots of oil and some vegetables?

    You know, it's not too late to turn things around.

    EDIT: Not only will you save money and be healthier; you might have some FUN.
     
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    Just puked...

    Maybe this hangover will finally leave me.
     
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    Don't forget a video camera.
     
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    Unless it was destroyed before bedtime, not in my lifetime sugar tits.

    I would, however be willing to leave the blinds up and all the lights on provided I could be reasonably confident that no children were at risk of seeing.

    The neighbors? Lifetimes of replay no doubt.
     
    #418 Nitwit, Mar 20, 2010
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    What an awesome day!

    It was finally warm enough for me and a buddy to go stomping around on my property.

    After a few hours of hiking around, he wanted to try his hand at fishing in my pond. I think he doubted my claims about the pond being full of fish. He fished, I watched and drank beer.

    After about an hour, he no longer doubted me. He had 8 large mouth bass on his stringer.

    I just enjoyed the shit out of being out in the woods again, I'm more at home in the woods then I am anywhere else.

    While he was casting a line, I could help but giggle to myself relishing a personal joke.

    This is the deep south and my land once belonged to my grandfather who held all the beliefs of the old deep south. My buddy is black. I could just picture grandad doing flip flops in his grave and yelling "Shit and tarnation boy! What the hell?"

    Grandad was born in 1888 and never educated beyond the first grade, so I find it hard to condemn him, but I still found it funny thinking about him flipping his shit.

    EDIT: For those that haven't seen it, this is my pond:

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    #419 toytoy88, Mar 20, 2010
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    I think jennitalia posted this song on some thread earlier, but she didn't have this video. Don't know if this thread is gonna' go All-Star or not, but this is my vote for closer if it does.
     
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