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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Dcc001

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    I dunno...there's an argument to be made that this is, in fact, a nice ass...


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    SGEDIT: WRAP THAT SHIT UP IN TAGS. FUCK.
     
    #121 Dcc001, Mar 13, 2010
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    But then you bring up the various types of Asians...

    Japanese, Korean, Chinese, etc., vs. Pacific Islanders.
     
    #122 Nettdata, Mar 13, 2010
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    Yes, this is up for debate. They are, on average, better than white girl's pancake asses. I mean, shit, it's how they generally make up for their lack of tits.
     
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    Some Asian wild ass. Just to mix it up.

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    #124 Dcc001, Mar 13, 2010
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    If that girl is Asian, I'm Denzel Washington. Dolla dolla bill ya'll.
     
    #125 JGold, Mar 13, 2010
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    Maybe not, but let me throw in my two cents:

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    I'm going to invent a breakfast cereal inspired by my favorite 80's band- Hall and Oatesmeal.
     
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    I think I'll go with Motley Crue-io's:

    "Kickstart YOUR heart with heroin-powdered Crunchy O's packed with the sugary goodness of cocaine and unprotected groupie sex! Goes great with a fifth of Jack Daniel's or shrugging off your friend's vehicular homicide!!!"
     
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    Let's stop with the half-asians. If Beyonce fucked Mao Zdong, the daughter would have an ass. We get it. I want to see a full-blooded asian with a booty. In order for me to believe it, the chick needs to have a bush at least 3 inches long and AT LEAST four tentacles inside her sideways vagina.
     
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    What's "full blooded Asian"? Russia is in Asia. Turkey. India. Mongolia, even the repressive hypocritic shithole Indonesia. Do you mean "Far East Oriental that wears schoolgirl outfits every day and sleeps with one of these creepy pillows:

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    Who can come up with that kind of thing on short notice? Jeez, holy high expectations here.

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    #131 Dcc001, Mar 13, 2010
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    Just so we're clear, I highly doubt that's Dcc in that pic. Though, like shegirl, she'll try to convince you that she is the girl she posts pictures of. Don't listen to her silly, lying, female ways.

    Is that a fucking penis tucked in there??? I see a bulge...
     
    #132 Rob4Broncos, Mar 13, 2010
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    I highly doubt it's me, too. I don't remember being half Asian.
     
    #133 Dcc001, Mar 13, 2010
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    My girlfriend doesn't have 3 inches of bush or tentacles in her sideways vagina, but she wouldn't be too pleased with me posting pictures of her to the booty thread, so you'll have to take me on faith for this one.
     
    #134 ghettoastronaut, Mar 13, 2010
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    Well it sounds like someone is sexually frustrated...
     
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    When have we ever taken anyone on faith, on anything?

    You know better than that ghetto.
     
    #136 Sam N, Mar 13, 2010
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    Frustrated because I want to see that other Asian girl's tits? Very probably. But in terms of booty, I just have to think of the last time I was railing my ball and chain from behind...

    In a year and a half I'll be able to sign as a guarantor for birth certificates and passports. I think that translates to being able to judge the quality of a woman's ass and you guys trusting me on it.
     
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    I wan't speaking on your ability to judge the quality of someone's ass. Rather, the honesty with which you convey your judgement to us.
     
    #138 Sam N, Mar 13, 2010
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    I think what they're trying to say is that objectivity tends to go out the window when you're balls deep.
     
    #139 Nettdata, Mar 13, 2010
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    True dat. Between the two girls and the cup, one's going to have a sweet ass.
     
    #140 scotchcrotch, Mar 13, 2010
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