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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Mike Ness

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    me and my two buddies just drank a handle of tito's.

    Mike Ness- (phone call to wife) "hey babe are you sleeping"

    Wife- "nope just laying on the couch"

    Mike Ness- " Do you feel like driving? if you don't it's ok" (by ok I meant I am a danger to anyone on the road)

    Wife- Nope I'll come get you

    My wife came in and had a couple drinks with the boys....what a fuckin awesome, awesome women. I so don't deserve her.........................................
     
    #141 Mike Ness, Mar 14, 2010
  2. JGold

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    Apparently Mike Ness' wife knows his password to The Idiot Board.
     
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    Rain drove us inside. More Asian whore pics please.
     
    #143 konatown, Mar 14, 2010
  4. JGold

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    This is the end of Devil 505, say goodbye asshole. Goodbye asshole.
     
    #144 JGold, Mar 14, 2010
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    Coming right up, sir...

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    #145 ghettoastronaut, Mar 14, 2010
  6. Fernanthonies

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    Well, tonight ended up with me sitting in my room drinking beer and playing modern warfare. I have 30+ beers, coors light and shiner bock, in the fridge so I'm not complaining.
     
    #146 Fernanthonies, Mar 14, 2010
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    Ah, Coors Light, how I love thee. A friend of mine just told me it's the equivalent of "refrigerated urine", to which I said, "Well, refrigerated urine is delicious". Screw those beer snobs.

    My best friend of nearly 30 years (which is also my whole life) is leaving the state tomorrow to move across the country and then across the world to France for a new job. I spent the night with him, having some laughs and just doing our normal thing with our friends. It was great. Since he cannot join in the fun (his flight is at the ass-crack of dawn tomorrow), I'm now drinking 12+ Coors Light to celebrate/mourn his new adventure. Huzzah!
     
    #147 Jubes2681, Mar 14, 2010
  8. JGold

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    HAPPY STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY
     
    #148 JGold, Mar 14, 2010
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    BLOWJOBS! STEAK! MY FAVOURITE DAY! FAVORITE IF YOU"RE USA.

    JAGER! In me. A lot. UGh I will be sick tomorrow there is no secongd thought about that. But guess what? For tonight, I got to forget about the week and the people dying. Thasts one night without a care., It was fucking great, EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY.

    If you're a guy go get a blowjob and a steak.
    If you're a girl, grill something delicious and then get on your knees
     
    #149 ClaireV, Mar 14, 2010
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    The only asians I know with real asses or titties are all half and halfs with some true blue American blood in them.


    These pictures are very not safe for work, as they are of my favorite asian porn star lilly thai:


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    #150 Kubla Kahn, Mar 14, 2010
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    I have spent the last two hours sobering up, drinking water. I thought I'd like a Guinness, but wouldn't like to get too sloppy all by my lonesome. Someone put a very reflective, slow song onto my facebook feed and I listened to it and was reminded of my old habit of listening to reflective slow songs while sobering up. My preferred sobering up music? This local band I saw at a jazz club that's big into nylon string guitar and making whale sounds with fiddles. I want to learn to play the fiddle, but don't want to spend three months sucking at a musical instrument before merely being "ok" (despite the fact I already play two other musical instruments). $150 for a year-long rental, insurance included. Good deal, I think.
     
    #151 ghettoastronaut, Mar 14, 2010
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    NO SHIT

    Damn you people, I miss drinking!!!

    ***Edited because ADHD made me forget why I was looking at this thread in the first place.
     
    #152 Kittie, Mar 14, 2010
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    Or, rocky mountain trout piss. I enjoy both.
     
    #153 Fernanthonies, Mar 14, 2010
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    See, Coors itself isn't a bad beer for getting drunk with. But when you say, "My favorite beer is Coors, above all others," that's when it's a problem.
     
    #154 ssycko, Mar 14, 2010
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    It tastes like Apollo Creeed himself took a golden dump in a can! But it was liquid and carbonated! Yay!
     
    #155 Blue Dog, Mar 14, 2010
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    You should work for Hallmark dude...
     
    #156 Nettdata, Mar 14, 2010
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    I didn't hear no bell...
     
    #157 Fernanthonies, Mar 14, 2010
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    Ha! I shit you not- that's what the chick I played Balderdash with tonight said after my answer for the date July 14, 1912 was:
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    "Jean Francios Klienpeter became the first 3 digit amputee to circumnavigate the world".

    Don't fuck with me in Balderdash, people. I 'm here to fuk shit up!
     
    #158 Blue Dog, Mar 14, 2010
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    Dammit I think I fucked it up with her, wish the ex wouldn't have called right before. I'll know in a few days. Stupid coquettes.
     
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  20. Fernanthonies

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    Bruce Hornsby! This guy is drunk.
     
    #160 Fernanthonies, Mar 14, 2010
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