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Weekend Drunk Thread [4-23-10] And so it begins..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Apr 23, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I Krazy glue $2 coins to the floor of the mall and watch the games begin.
     
  2. DrunkenCokeHead

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    Good enough for a Social Sciance class, but real, adrenalin rush kind of fun. Where only the chance of serious physical harm comes into play??????
    I mean would you fight Rick from Ice Road Truckers? HAHAHHAA
     
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    Poke me if you want, fucker! I think he can play.

    I can't jack off yet, but he can play.
     
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    Ok, this is ridiculous. I know I am drinking a lot of beer while I am sitting here by myself...but pissing every 15-20 minutes? I feel like I've got the prostate of a 70 year old jewish man.
     
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    Umm, fuck...I don't know. Adrenaline nowadays? I don't know about picking fights with policemen and all the other fun stuff. I find it's always fun when you're around a large crowd of people to throw a volley of glass marbles really hard into it and then watch the reaction pattern of people who get hit by them. Then, you see if it looks like anything. You know, like a cloud formation.

    If the brood tries to turn on me, I'll boast that it's "Concept Art" and they are part of a masterpiece. Then, we will all hold our eye monocles and boastfully laugh.
     
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    Crown Royal, I think this is gettin' kind a fucky, eh???HAHAHH

    Yipiiiiiiiiii Kaaaaa yooooooooooo YYYYYYYeeeeeeee motherfucker .......... eh HAHHAHAA
     
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    Shit, it might be time to switch from Coors Light to Captain and Coke.
     
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    Fair point you have made there about group mentality.
    But it is still fun beyond belief!
    Hope the hangover is not too bad bud!
     
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    Now I know what happens when you take strong ecstasy and go on a message board.

    Serisouly, are you on a holiday from Lithium right now or something?

    "it's gonna beee...sunshiiiiine...lollipops and rainbows, blah blah blah...."
     
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    Hi, I'm Fucker.
     
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    Just sayin.......................deny me Crown? Or Blue Dog?(by the way Blue, thanks for Ryan Bingham)

     
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    Jesus, this night is just working its ass against me. I walked to my three usual bars, and they are all dead. There is some stupid mascarade ball thingy at the *uunce**uunce**uunce* club type place where everyone I know if at, and I refuse to go there.

    First one to tell me what I need officially decides my night and wins the prize: beer, bourbon, red wine. Go!
     
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    You really want to get into this? Fine. Ask me if Mr. Nicole Kidman can do this:

     
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    After that stuff that started happening at the end, I'd say not. All I really ever wanted to say was that Urban had skill beyond the every day "country hack". Do you doubt that?
     
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    YES! That guy is a jerk!
     
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    It's not a personality test. Watch that last video. He can play. That's all.

    Edit:Crowns right. He looks and sings like a metrosexual. In my opinion, he is still a good guitar player. Especially for someone designated for the preteen girl crowd. Again, just sayin................
     
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    What you need is to officially stop trying to salvage the night and succomb to drinking at home alone and posting drunk on the internet.

    I will send you my address to collect my prize.
     
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    Why is it whenever I am drunk and have shows from the week to catch up on, Cox free OnDemand doesn't work?? Fuck you Cox!!!!

    Especially after a day like today, baby eating less than ever and puking all the contents of his stomach up that we did manage to get him to eat.. only to call his pediatrician to get a Saturday appointment and have them be closed.

    Grrrrr.

    At least I got my hair done and it for once looks nice.
     
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    My previous post, I had to edit 3 times to have it make any sense. That type of stuff is OK here, isn't it? And yeah, I went to a baby shower tonight. Gotta love coming home drunk from a baby shower.
     
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    Nuh uh!

    That was not one of the choices! The prize is still up for grabs! Even though I've alread made a big whiskey drink!
     
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