I am writing an executive summary for a big ass project due tomorrow and fighting off nonstop dry heaves. Fuck hangovers.
Aw, see, what in the hell is this baloney? The weekends I'm here, all I see is a bunch of discussion about the validity of eating roadkill and ghettoastronaught not making any sense about science. I always try to intervene with the titties but nobody follows along. Then the one weekend where I'm gone, this place becomes a melon market. Fuck y'all. I'm going home.
A skunk just walked by on my patio. Someone won't let me load the .22 to kill it. My life sucks. Cunt fisting (racial remark). The smell of the skunk from just walking by keeps getting worse. Why do I have to live in a place where a 20oz silencer won't keep the cops away.
Hi guys! Boobs: Spoiler Spoiler One of these days I should break out my collection of bouncing titties gifs.
It's funny how you say something, then go back and read the rest of the thread and realize how the opposite is true. Sort of like a little bit ago when I praised the boobage going on only to realize that there was 19 pages of dick talk before it. And how DARE you, Rob, lambast me for posting "grapes" and then only posting mangos when we're talking about melons. If you're gonna do it, do it right.
Things I liike: Picnic tables! Scottish men who say i drive them crazy! Whoo! Ya! Whoo! Wine! Whoo! Ya!
First of all, I want to be BFFs with jennitalia, and second of all, sometimes you just have to drink many many beers on Sunday night.
You can be me and CalireV's third!!!!!!! But seriously! Who knew that picnice tables and scottish men were such a good combination! OUTTTA LEFT FEILD!
You realize I'm about to move back to Michigan, right? So I will obviously have to come to Ontario to do some drinking before the end of August when I turn 21. You better show me a good time up in Canadia, miss!
I live in ALberta though! But I'm going to be a bum this summer and not work and live in Sasktchatcewan! But hey ontario is only 2 provinces away from theere! Let's fuck shit up!
Alberta?!? Ghey. I totally forget people exist in the void between Ontario and British Columbia. Maybe you'll have to trek east to hang out and get proper drunk with me!
So weird, amiright! One day I will probalyt just take over BC and conquer the land of eternal rain and ASZNS! Bute I agree! DRUNK! FUNK! DRUNK! If somebody can alert me to a liquoter i don't like, theyr'e a LIA!R but seroiosuyl how kickasss would that be! 2 nannies getting drunK! ha0larious!
As long as you leave Vancouver as a totally kick ass city, I'm down with this. I only remember about half my trip there (a friendly local offered to share his joint with me, and BC bud makes me melt into the floor), but what I do remember was epic. I believe at some point, while my buddies from the ship and I were talking to some girls, I tipped my head back to empty my pint. Seems I didn't stop until my back hit the floor. Off a four foot barstool (biggest ones I've ever seen), that hurt. But I didn't realize it had happened until the girl I was talking to stood over me, grabbed my hand and said, "Hey, I'm not done talking to you yet." Good shit.
And why wouldn't I? Durrrrr. I just want to use all their tiny ASIa feet to break ina ll my high helels and stuff. And walk in the rain. And take adanvatage of hipester boys. Thanks! It's a prven dact that 105*&*(*^% of people who have seen me drunk sat i'm their favorite! Please note I just kept prasssing renadom buttons until i got the pefcnert sign!
I went up to Vancouver a couple of times. Beer was pricey and codine was legal. The hookers were all hot young chicks and were identifiable by holding up umbrellas when there was no rain. I got tossed from a club and woke with a charred umbrella next to me. Then I half-remembered finding it in an alley and taking it with me into the clubs. My girlfriend was less than amused.
What an absoutely massive weekend, only slept an hour or so on Saturday night because I was made then back on the rum again before 6am it was magnificeint. Played a game of cricket drunk and caught up with heaps of people. Anzac day is awesome.