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Weekend Drunk Thread [4-23-10] And so it begins..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Apr 23, 2010.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    I wouldn't take advice on social protocol concerning sex from someone with donkeyfucking as his avatar. Just saying.
     
    #21 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    I don't know, I'm just worried that following your advice would somehow inadvertently lead to donkey fucking.
     
    #22 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    It's not likely that I would take advice from any of you heathens. Pinehurst is infested with cops and considering that the park is right next to the police station AND that my last quasi relationship gone bad was with a Pinehurst cop, getting naked in the great out of doors isn't a great idea.


    Booty man is being difficult in general tonight though so I'm staying right where I'm at.

    And yes, I mean THE Pinehurst.

    [​IMG]
     
    #23 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Actually, she-donkey doesn't look like she's having a lot of fun. Just sayin'...
     
    #24 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    I thought donkeys couldn't reproduce? Or is that mules...?
     
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    Jesus... there are horses around where I work and one had is big horse cock hanging out the other day. Just standing there. Alone. Like, Look at me. I've got a big dick. I can't look at him the same now.
     
    #26 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    that's mules (and they are the product of a donkey and a horse)
     
    #27 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    That sounds like something Ballsack would do.
     
    #28 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
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    Can't say I wouldn't take a similar course of action.

    I mean, if you've got a lot going on down there, you've got it made. Life presents no worries. None.
     
    #29 Rob4Broncos, Apr 23, 2010
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    You're confusing causality. The riot would not be caused by making that comment. It would be caused by a random black guy standing in a field with his cock out. Especially in Pinehurst.
     
    #30 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
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    Porky's is on. Classic.

    That's the fucking truth.
     
    #31 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    If by riot, you mean taste my rainbow on her knees in front of him sucking his cock, then yeah. There'd be a riot.
     
    #32 Sam N, Apr 23, 2010
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    Watch your fucking mouth. I swear I'm not racist but no black (or brown for that matter) cocks for this white girl. We believe you go to hell for stuff like that.
     
    #33 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    He might like this place... with the Canadians running shit.
     
    #34 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    What about halfsies? Mocha dick?
     
    #35 jennitalia, Apr 23, 2010
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    I won't lie, I've gone there exactly once. But my daddy doesn't know so SHHH!
     
    #36 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Lucky. All I've got on my dick checklist is half-brown and pure white.
     
    #37 jennitalia, Apr 23, 2010
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    What Can Brown Do For You?--motto of Indian Men around the world
     
    #38 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    What variation was the half brown part?
     
    #39 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    That's what Wild Turkey looks like, with some ice and soda water. Yum yum.

    The flash on my phone makes it look eerie...

    Fuck. Glass is empty. Refill needed...

    Yes, my desk is a mess. At 5am on a Saturday morning, I don't give a fuck.
     

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