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Weekend Drunk Thread [4-23-10] And so it begins..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Apr 23, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Cheese Louise, girlfriends! Weez allz friendz here. Not like I'm not being a hypocrite or anything.
     
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  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    Don't pretend to be classy at this point... go for straight from the bottle.
     
    #62 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Intravenously.
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    No sense in being John Barrymore without reason at THIS point. Drink the bottle in one pull, pussy. Then, smash it over your face. Now stare into the mirror, and yell because you are a rabid animal.
     
    #64 Crown Royal, Apr 23, 2010
  5. katokoch

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    My girlfriend got me this mug for my birthday. My (last) name is engraved on the plate.

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    Yep, she's awesome. The beer is a Schell Stout.
     
    #65 katokoch, Apr 23, 2010
  6. taste_my_rainbow

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    A real life example of natural selection. Now, if we just had more of them...
     
    #66 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Apparently all the young, hip kids these days are soaking tampons in liquor and then inserting them, so that's always an option to consider.
     
    #67 jennitalia, Apr 23, 2010
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    It gets itchy if I'm too enthusiastic with the soap. I can't imagine liquoring that shit up. Although it would help with that uncomfortable dry feeling when you first stick a new one in.

    We need a TMI thread. Tampon talk alone skeeves the men out amazingly fast!
     
    #68 WickedBitch, Apr 23, 2010
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    Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
     
    #69 katokoch, Apr 23, 2010
  10. Dcc001

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    Here, let me make it better for them:

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    #70 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
  11. Durbanite

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    What about absinthe? Doesn't drunk + high beat drunk on its own?
     
    #71 Durbanite, Apr 23, 2010
  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    Because a glass just isn't quite fast enough.

    Strange question. I wonder if the "hip" boys put liquor tampons in their butthole?
     
    #72 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Much better, indeed. And because we're spicing things up ethnically tonight:


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    #73 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
  14. Dcc001

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    Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Are we doing hot chicks from Battlestar Galactica posts?!

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    #74 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
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    You forgot to add BOOBS!

     

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    If not, we are now.


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    #76 MoreCowbell, Apr 24, 2010
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    What part of "Battlestar Galactica" did you miss, Rob?

    BSG Boobs:

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    ...And ass:

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    EDIT: Morecowbell stole it.
     
    #77 Dcc001, Apr 24, 2010
  18. taste_my_rainbow

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    I love boobies. I really do. But I liked talking about dicks better.
     
    #78 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 24, 2010
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    Agreed. I love me a nice rack, but NOTHING beats dick.
     
    #79 jennitalia, Apr 24, 2010
  20. Dcc001

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    *SIGH*

    Alright. Here's some dick, for you ladies:

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    #80 Dcc001, Apr 24, 2010
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