Sorry for derailing the topic at hand (heh) but is anyone else's time screwed up? I may be a blithering idiot (scratch that - I AM a blithering idiot) but for some reason, the board thinks it's an hour behind what it should be: Am I a complete retard (as opposed to a partial one)? Also: Thirded!
I'm surprised this is the first I've noticed it then. Where did everyone go? They're all whacking off somewhere else, aren't they?
Sweetheart, you can talk about about tampons all you want, but if half the responses to this thread mean anything.. I'll even help you put it in if it is gets me out of changing diapers for the next 24 months. Most of the men would agree needing them are better than not needing them.
Don't make me pull out pictures of the boobaholic! He is so cute it'll rot your teeth! Random grown men in the grocery store turn into babbling saps at the sight of this kid.
I don't know why more girls don't walk around with those remote controlled dildos shoved up their sex box constantly getting themselves off. You could get yourself off all day with no one being the wiser. Who knows maybe they do and have been discrete enough not to let their secret slip.
Bring it. Children are absolutely adorable when I get to hand them back to their rightful owners after the novelty/cute wears off.. It's the commitment I can't deal with.
Just got back from the bars for the night. My female friends and I had a discussion about masturbation...namely one of them doesn't get why men have to jack off so much. I tried to explain to her that it was physiological differences, but she didn't bite. Apparently, she never masturbates, so she will never understand. Oh well...I was honest and was branded a pervert by her for admitting that I jack off at least once a day. Oops.
Holy fucking shit, what in gods holy name am I getting into here? Dicks, masturbation, pale brunettes? I just want to talk about how awesome Birdman is. Also, well fuck here is a completely useless post. Oh yeah, here is my type: Yeah she looks like a total whore in this picture. Whatever though I would still give that girl a fucking ride around the neighborhood. I don't care that she is a porn star, she gets a free ride.
I couldn't. I (thankfully) have table-gripping, knee-buckling, When-Harry-Met-Sally-grade orgasms. My eyes glaze over if the wind blows the wrong way. Helen Keller would be wise to my bullshit. That's how good they are - solo or otherwise. I've tried to express this in a few different ways in the last 20 minutes, but it never sounded right and now I can't follow up pictures of a hot babe with pictures of a cute baby. We'll continue this in the morning when the naughtiness has worn off....
Tonight I drank a bottle of wine, watched Spice World and knit 3/4 of a stegosaurus (he'll get his legs and his tail spikes tomorrow). I have no idea what this says about me, nor do I really care to know. But it was awesome.
Yikes. Drunk as balls. Went to meet up with my FWB, and the broad stood me up...never to be played with, I ended up at a bar near her place and drank alone. Then a few guys ended up buying me a few shots...and got a hot bartender's attention. Fuck everyone else...I will get what I deserve.
What. The. Fuck. I come in at 3am, drunk, and nobody else is here? That saddens me. And dick talk? Really? Well, to be fair, the biggest round of rep I got on the old board was for mentioning how I'm a "grow-er", not a "show-er". SLF even changed my profile to read "growing member". The even more surprising thing was the huge number of "grow-ers" that offered their support. Sure, it used to be a little bit emasculating in the showers after practice or a workout, (not that I give a shit now), but most of the women I've been with, especially the ex-wife, found it absolutely fascinating... like a toy or something. And were always playing with it. (That part wasn't so bad, really). "How does something so small grow to be so big?". Crazy. Personally, I never saw the attraction. So there you be ladies and gentlemen... a nice dose of "Too Much Information" for y'all.
Oooh! You knit?! Could you conceivably knit this, perhaps the most awesome outfit known to man: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=315663.0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=315663.0</a> What is the stegosaurus for? I'd love to see pictures when he's done!
Guess I missed out on picture time. Better late than never... Erin Cummings from Spartacus. She's so lovely: Spoiler