Not for the men, no, but you're a moving target for the women on the board evidently. You and your white skin.
Shiiiiit. I forgot to go to the lick'er store on the way home from the grocery store and I can't get ahold of hubby, who is at his weekend job a few doors down from an ABC store with our only vehicle (otherwise I would sure as shit pack up all the kids and head down there). It is only open until 9 and they aren't open on Sunday (stupid, archaic laws) so I hope he answers the phone soon. Keep your fingers crossed for me!
Jesus... I turn my back for one second and all the girls here start trying to get all rapey-rapey with each other... What the crap is this world coming to?
I don't know- This is touchy stuff here. Is girly-girl rape funny and hot? Can I get confirmation before we proceed? Did Mills Lane ever sign up here?
Last night was fucking ridiculous. Hit the bar after work at 6 o'clock. Downed three 32 ounce Newcastles in an hour and a half or something like that. Bunch of buddies show up, one of them gives me a water bottle filled with some awful tasting rum. At about 7:45 we leave and walk over to the Andrews Ampitheater on UH campus for the Pepper concert. We smoke a lot of weed on the way. Huge line to get into the concert. I walk up and down the line asking people for cigarettes, finally get one. Drink the entirety of the bottle of rum with the assistance of a friendly (hot) girl I met asking for cigarettes. By the time we get inside I am completely trashed. Here is Pepper for those that don't know: The girl takes makes me push through everyone and go to the front of the crowd, right in the middle of the moshing and right next to the stage. For some reason, there is a girl in a wheelchair right in the middle of this as well. People keep pushing me into her and I feel bad until I realize she is throwing bows and smiling along with everyone else. This goes on for about 45 minutes until I feel like I'm going to piss my pants. On the way to the porty potty I notice what seems to be a 15 year old kid completely passed out in the grass. His friends are trying to pick him up but he's so drunk he can't even take a step. I assist them, and instruct them to get this kid out of here before he gets busted. He likely had alcohol poisoning as well... After this I realize I'm starving and I need cigarettes. I decide to walk to burger king and then buy some smokes. When I come back they won't let me into the concert again. I forgot that they take your entire ticket when you go in so you can't leave and come back. I try to call my friends but they won't answer. I go back to the store and buy a 24 ounce beer and and walk over the park to drink it. Realizing I don't have a lighter, I find some bums and use theirs, bumming them cigarettes and sips of my beer. After awhile I realize that buzzing in my pocket is people trying to call me. I'm able to go find my friends who left the concert, and promptly drop the quarter filled beer in the street. Then we went to the bar, where everything got realllll blurry.
Jesus I'm so drunk. Waitin g for news of the afte rparty though. Apperntly there's drugs involved and everything. Not really my thing but ill make an attendance for ireland.
Well, I wasn't going to drink this weekend after the shit storm that was my buddies birthday last weekend. But then I remembered that one of my favorite bands, Umphrey's McGee, is having tonight's concert broadcast live on iClips.net. So instead of going out tonight with my roommates, here I sit drinking beers and jaming out to some fucking awesome music.
WOOOO HOUSE PARTY TIME!!!! Err, ahem. I mean, a quaint housewarming party where my roommate and I are giving a 60 to the owners as their housewarming gift. Rum.
10 pints of Stella Artois+half a bottle of The Glenlivet+4 pints of Grolsch+Me supporting certain South American economies....................lets put it this way last weekend riot police were injured. Fuck me does gel pepper spray hurt! Yes BlueDog, I pissed in the sink too.
It's called whiskey dick. I, on the other hand, have beer dick. It's semi-erect. Penetration of either a vagina, or one's hand, is possible. However, slippage is a problem.