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Weekend Drunk Thread [4-23-10] And so it begins..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Apr 23, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I've also heard "Airball" or "Casey Jones".
     
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    What is "parries"?
     
    #162 Nitwit, Apr 24, 2010
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    Parry
    intransitive verb
    1 : to ward off a weapon or blow
    2 : to evade or turn aside something

    Seems he has been engaged in combat with some vaginas that want nothing to do with his limp beer dick.
     
    #163 Fernanthonies, Apr 24, 2010
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    It's not limp it's "semi-erect".

    It's a medical term, ass.
     
    #164 scotchcrotch, Apr 24, 2010
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    Or the vagine may be super wet to see him. Ofcourse, there is a chance that the vagina in questin may have a yeast infection which would lead to extra slippige.
     
    #165 DrunkenCokeHead, Apr 24, 2010
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    We know who wins the drunkest post prize.
     
    #166 Dcc001, Apr 24, 2010
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    And extra limpage.
     
    #167 scotchcrotch, Apr 24, 2010
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    I was doing so well! hahahahahah
     
    #168 DrunkenCokeHead, Apr 24, 2010
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    I'm listening and watching a video of Kieth Urban and he he is playing his guitar like no other country popster Ive ever seen. Am I drunk? Really, he is jammin!
     
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    What does Keith Urban have to do with vaginal yeast infections???
     
    #170 DrunkenCokeHead, Apr 24, 2010
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    Jesus, this thread is so far off the rails. Can we leave the 'limp dick fucking the infected vag' conversation and switch to a 'hard cock fucking a tight pussy' one?
     
    #171 Dcc001, Apr 24, 2010
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    I know dude, I know...................I'm vaginal, but he plays his own stuff and others. Listen.......who even knew?
     
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    Watching Lockup on MSNBC completely drunk and high as giraffe balls.

    One of the inmates made homemade nunchuks out of metal pipe and jump rope. Are nunchuks really the preferred weapon in a shank fight? Someone been watching too much TMNT on the prison tv?


    God bless America.
     
    #173 scotchcrotch, Apr 24, 2010
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    If you thrust enough with a limp dick it can become hard. Unless you are refucking an ex. Then there is no hope for the poor thing.
     
    #174 kuhjäger, Apr 24, 2010
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    I can't help the fact that from now on, I will always think of Keit Urban and Vaginal yeast infection as one.
     
    #175 DrunkenCokeHead, Apr 24, 2010
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    Well, half way through my 12 pack and this concert I'm watching is amazing. It's called the "UM Bowl" and they have split it into 4 sets, each with a theme.

    I was going to describe it all and how awesome it is, but I realize that you guys probably don't care so I will spare you. Needless to say I am getting drunk and fucking loving it.

    I'll just say, the "reggae titties & beer" was fucking epic.
     
    #176 Fernanthonies, Apr 24, 2010
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    I'm playing Left 4 Dead better drunk than I do sober. High five?
     
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    This is the kind of shit people talk about when they do too much blow. Limp Dick sex? Yeast infections? Booze-addicted Aussie metrosexual hack "country" singers? What happened to the usual drunk thread formula, did you all get taken over by Pod People on thursday?

    Somebody had better start talking shit about something else or I swear to God I'm gonna hold my breath until I pass out.
     
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    I am better at most shooters when I am drunk, especially modern warfare.
     
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    It's either this or football and kicking the shit out of riot police and washing CS/papper spray out of ones clothes for a week.
    What do you do for fun?
     
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