Weekend Drunk Thread, 5/17

What the fuck did you all drink growing up. I'm 5'8". About a year ago I went to visit my friend who plays volleyball in college. He was the shortest one out with us at 6'3". Needed to go to a doctor after that weekend.

 

5' 8" and an awe inspiring 120 lbs. I was the smallest kid in school every year.

 

It's huge on the inside. I have plenty of head room and leg room. My dad is 6'7" and he fits very comfortably. I've been in lots of SUVs and trucks that I can't fit behind the wheel in because they're big on the outside but made to fit lilliputans.

 

I stayed in and am watching hockey. Does that mean I'm more canadian than you at this present point? HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME.

 

I'm 5'7". I make up for it by being so awesome in every other way that it borders on the absurd. When your favorite sport growing up is basketball, you quickly learn to get over the height discrepancy and adapt.

On the plus side, I have no idea what you guys are talking about with all these airplane struggles. Which came in handy during Christmas when I flew 14 hours in coach. Twice.

 

I'm 5'10'' 220. According to BMI I am a fat fuck.

 

I gained a foot in height and 70 lbs. in high school. Little bit of a growth spurt...

 

Durbanite, it's not just South Africa. I have size 12 feet (1.86 m, since we're comparing) and I have never been able to easily find shoes outside the US. Maybe in Spain, but I was too blitzed on sangria (nectar of the alcohol gods) to check the size availability.

 

I'm actually pretty happy with my shoe size. I have size 13 feet, which is unusual enough that they don't always sell out early and I can get good deals, but common enough that I don't ever have to get stuff specially made. Also, I think my feet are whatever the normal width is.

 

5'3", 110. Recently for some reason, I've been described as tiny, which is odd to me as I don't feel tiny. I don't even feel like I look up at that many people when talking to them. I don't get where all the gigantors came from on this board. You guys are huge.

I never had a height requirement when I was dating.

Just thought I'd add a female perspective.

 

My wife is 5'2, so photos can be quite funny, I have always liked short women, I dated a 6 foot volleyball player in college and that didn't last long.

 

I think people were put out that I didn't want to Go Out because I'd rather stay home and hang out with my boys.

I'm either officially old or I have my priorities straight. One or the other.

 

I'm not sure what it is about the engineering of this bra, but it's very creaky - like walking across a wood floor of an old house. I find it amusing, so I've been sitting here rhythmically squishing my boobs together to create a bra orchestra. It never ceases to amaze me how I can find endless outlets for my creative talents.

 

That sounds like it would make a good .gif

 

What would be the point of a gif of a girl squeezing her boobs over and over if you can't hear the sound of the bra orchestra?

Use your head.

 

Ah yes, men need the sound, nevermind the boobs getting squeezed.

 

This is the exact situation that Vine was created for.

 

Man, they have like 1/3 of the sex that dirty old man Martin has in the books. I find it how much everyone complains, but there isn't much to do out in Westeros. You're either fighting, practicing to fight, writing letters, partying, traveling or fucking. I'm glad they enjoy the simple things in life.

 

The BMI is hilarious to me because I'm 5'11 and anywhere from 160-165 depending on the week and I'm at the VERY upper range of normal or healthy, whatever the fuck it is. And I'm still very much thin and get called skinny. What a stupid metric