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Weekend Drunk Thread, 5/17

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 17, 2013.

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  1. FreeCorps

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    It's the raised fists at the end that really make it.

    Although there was a clear hand ball, but the ref didn't call it.
     
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  2. TX.

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Magic mushrooms will do that to you every now and again.
     
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    Lasting impact... After seeing AC/DC the ringing in my ears didn't stop for a couple days. Does that count?
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    No, I think he means more like when you're watching Miguel and you almost get curb stomped because he overestimates his ability to perform the standing broad jump.

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    Correction: curb-cocked.
     
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    I heard about that on the radio, but that is the first I've seen it. He really nailed her.

    In other news, Taylor Swift feels the same way you guys do about Selena and Justin getting back together:
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    That's because she knows that Selena belongs with me. It's obvious she's into middle aged married guys with a shitload of baggage.
     
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    Maybe I am just really out of touch with celebrities today but I thought Taylor Swift was a waifishly small woman. Walking by those two she looks like gigantor. Are those two really that small?
     
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    I'd imagine she's jealous of the songwriting material.
     
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    I read Taylor is 5'10", which I think is tall for a woman.

    She went to a school around where I live now. Kind of a ritzy area. I heard they hated her when she went to school there and made fun of her quite frequently. I'm guessing she should be happy about that as it gave her something to write about and made her wealthy. And isn't that what really matters?
     
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    I pretty much felt that way about all of them. And isn't Bieber like 18 now? I'd have thought it'd be past his has-by date, why does anyone still care?

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    I love saying anything "... for a woman" and I feel I should use it more as a way to cap off sentences.
    All I know about Swift I learned from Ralph Garman: I find his nickname for her, "Taydolf Switler" endlessly amusing.
     
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    Just want to be sure y'all aren't missing that it's "them" not just "her." Because that boot heel to the face is as awesome as the crotch in the neck. That is definitely my favorite moment from awards shows I didn't watch this past weekend.
     
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    I loathe absolutely everything about that girl. Speaking with her is probably something akin to swallowing a yard of your own poop. But GOOD GLAVIN is she dangerously attractive. Those legs just don't end.

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    Now. We have a real discussion on our hands. Tall girls, yay or nay, gentleman?

    A young girl walked into the store today. She was easily 6'0". I was absolutely transfixed by her. She was in ridiculously good shape, and pretty too. Not just "pretty for a tall girl" which is code for "not an ogre." While I love me the small girls, those tall ones are starting to pique my interest more.
     
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    You find Swift "dangerously attractive", huh. I really think she's average a best. Her face just isn't that pretty and her body is well average.
     
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    I assumed the "dangerous" part related to venereal disease.
     
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    Honestly: yes. I was totally blinded by the dick-to-face and didn't even notice the impressive left-leg-knockout.
     
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    I love tall girls. I'm sure you all know of my liking for athletic women. Tall athletic women like volleyball players are my kryptonite. But sadly, at least from what I've seen, tall girls would rather have someone taller than them, at least 6', which makes me cry into my pillow at night.
     
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    If she's willing to have sex with me, then tall, short, whatever, I'm going to look a gift Sarah Jessica Parker in the mouth. Just don't be fatter or manlier than I am.
     
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