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Weekend Drunk Thread, 5/17

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 17, 2013.

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  1. JWags

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    I had a friend that didn't like her cause she said that a friend of hers knew her in HS and she was snobby and a bitch. I laughed in her face cause every other store is much like that. She was kind of a reject and was far from popular. Typical musician story. And isn't she from Allentown? I never thought that was all that nice of an area?

    She cleans up really well. She always is facial on point at awards shows. I'll give her that. But she has a stink face and also has a weird non-sexuality to her. That and the whole supposedly being a prude.

    She trades her nice legs for having absolutely no ass.
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    I find tall women to be beautiful but I prefer shorter. I'm not the tallest guy (about 5'10") so short chicks are more fun to me. I was once with a girl who was taller than me and it got to be a little awkward sexually. Still had a good time but I couldn't take control quite like I do with a girl who is petite.

    I've also noticed that most women who are above average in height tend to place minimum height requirements on the guys they are interested in. It absolutely fucking kills me because outside of this board, most men around the world aren't much more than 5'9ish. I once had a girl tell me she would be totally into me if I was a few inches taller. I feel like thats fucked up because she's too insecure to be seen with someone shorter.
     
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    My girlfriend in college was a solidly-built 6'2". She said she was 6'1", but that's horse shit. If anything, she was 6'2" 1/2. Part of me wanted to make a baby with her strictly out of morbid curiosity. If genetics are real, that fucker would be huge. I'd name him (or her) Magnus.
     
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    I mean, maybe there's sample size issues here, but it's my impression that shorter girls are logistically easier in bed. For example, how the fuck am I going to pick up a 6 foot tall woman?

    But as someone mentioned, the biggest issue for me is that I assume that they are not attracted to me, so I don't bother hitting on them generally.

    Lastly, Taylor Swift could get it. But she has this weird way of looking super attractive in some photos, and kinda horsey in others. It's like there is a hot twin and a kind of odd looking twin.
     
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    Holy shit, that was straight out of Double Dragon.
     
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    I'm not terribly picky on height but I prefer girls close to 5'7"-5'10. I'm not that tall at 6' but I went out with a girl who was 5'1" and making out with her was (yes I'm nitpicking) a pain. I'm attracted to plenty of women outside of my ideal but I'm not trying to date a midget or climb a mountain like Brittany Griner, assuming she wanted a guy to climb that mountain.
     
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    For you, getting intimate with a tall woman will probably end up like this, George:

     
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    Taylor Swift could get it for a weekend or two. It wouldn't be my ideal life situation.

    I have no age restriction. I haven't gotten with a girl taller than me, but I have everything covered from 5 feet tall to 5'9". I almost got with a 6'1 Volleyball player with a killer body soph year in college, but she had some reverse Napoleon complex where she didn't believe I was attracted to her because she wasn't short and petite. That was an odd fucking conversation. I didn't have any of the game then to close on that. The girl I started dating immediately after was at least 5'8, so I'm glad she couldn't come back to me with a "SEE! SEE!"

    Also for some reason, the phrase "She's well worth the climb!" Got stuck in my head once I saw it on WWE Smackdown during The Rock's prime. I think they were talking about this lady who is 5'11"

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    Stacy Keibler.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    That's all I'm saying.

    And, quite honestly, I can't figure out why that is not:
    a) the lead on every news station / website
    2) #1 on ESPN's top plays

    Did he practice that when there were no audience members, or was it completely spontaneous? How did it go so horribly wrong (completely head-cracking two fans), yet turn out so wonderfully right (completely head-cracking two fans)?
     
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    I'm 5' 8" and absolutely love taller women. My wife, and most of the women I've previously dated, have been tall. The first time I had to stand on tiptoe to kiss a woman, I thought I was going to lose it right there.

    I used to be frequently pursuing taller women. Some taller women are just not receptive at all to shorter men. Some can be eventually brought around. I had to learn to steel myself to higher rates of initial rejection in this particular arena. I'm always curious to hear from women on this issue. Is it a deal-breaker? Why or why not?
     
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    Height! Fuck I meant height!

    Funny slip though, I had a terrible pedobear experience on the train. It was a crowded train, all I could see was waist down from where I was sitting. I glanced over a few times to appreciate. When the crowd cleared she looked to be 16. I felt bad. Then realized if I was in another state, it'd be legal. So oh well.
     
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    I've long wanted to hook up with a girl taller than me.

    I would start going to New York Liberty games, but floor seats get kind of pricy. I could get multiple double cheeseburgers for that kind of money.
     
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    If you haven't already, turn the news on. Moore, OK just got decimated by F4/F5 tornado.
     
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    Michael Moore?
     
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    I highly doubt a tornado could lift that sack of spoiled ham off the ground. If he was sent to OKC Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt would tie a leather strap around him.

    Tornadoes freak me the F out. I can escape a hurricane, or a blizzard. We have notice. Earthquakes generally aren't that devastating in 'MURIKA (yes, yes we're all waiting for the big one). A tornado? Screw that. Fuckers pop out of thin air, literally, leaving you minutes to get to shelter if you *know* it's coming. And these last batches? A mile wide cyclone going 200mph? Fuck you very much, I'm out.
     
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    She's from Wyomissing. Since I'm not from the area, I asked my husband about it since I was just repeating what I heard. He said it's all relative. It's not a Blue Bell (wealthy) but its not a Reading (dump) either.

    My 12-year-old son just came and told me the upstairs bathroom was clogged and he didn't notice until he used it. Oh and "did someone throw red dye in the water because it was kind of pink". So I unclogged the toilet and had a talk with my daughter. Good times.

    And I hate tornadoes also. And tsunamis.
     
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    I've been in three tornadoes. They weren't even bad ones, and they still freaked me the fuck out.

    CNN is showing live video of an elementary school that is moore or less wiped out.
     
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    I was with one girl who was about 5'10 or 5'11 (I am 6'2 for comparison). It makes kissing while standing easier but it makes walking with your arms around their waists harder. Maybe she didn't know how to use her legs but the height didn't do much for sex - kind of made things like position changes harder to manage - and cuddling is definitely better with a small girl (unless you want to be the little spoon).

    I mean, I'm not picky, though, height isn't that important to me, and I haven't had to cross the hurdle of a girl being taller than me. And it did feel pretty awesome when she said just how much she loved that she was taller than me because previous gentlemen callers were always slightly shorter.

    Unrelated, weekend in Montreal went well. I ate bagels, delicious pho, and met faaaaar too many of the new girlfriend's relatives without warning. Which was okay when they spoke French, kind of awkward when they only spoke Vietnamese.
     
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    The wife is 5'10, and when she wears heels she is almost my height, and I love it. I've always liked tall girls, though.

    Also, apparently, the tornado that ht Oklahoma is hunting down my mother in law. It has some kind lf homing device and is coming right for her. She just called almost hysterical to say that the storm and tornado are coming right for us, and she is sleeping in the basement tonight and suggests we do the same, so we don't die. I wish I were exaggerating.

    Mind you, I live in Northwest Indiana, about 45 minutes outside Chicago. Not really near Oklahoma, but that means nothing when it is actively seeking you out, as this sentient tornado is with my mother in law.
     
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