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Weekend Drunk Thread, 5/17

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 17, 2013.

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  1. Queen-Bee

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    I am so weak.

    The Date is in Germany and I haven't seen him in 8 days. He doesn't jerk off (what is up with that?), so I said I too was going to refrain from self pleasure while he was gone. I figured the homecoming (homecumming?) sex would be neighbourhood rattling. Yeah, colossal fail. All it took to break was reading about hairy chests on this very thread. Damn, he has such a fine hairy chest...

    The next thing you know, the deed is done. I didn't even have time to snap a photo to send to him as an apology. I guess I'll have to do it again.
     
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    I think it's time I quit my job and take up the rap name Randlemore[My name is Randy]. I'll release a bad song about buying groceries with coupons. If you would like to be a groupie let me know now.
     
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    And then four hours later someone posted something, and it was the person that posted forehand. And then that person was ecstatic of the post that was posted before their post before they posted.

    Greatest modern/classical composer.
     
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  4. McSmallstuff

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    So weeks after the warantee goes out on the engine I just replaced, I fucking neef a new one. Fuck my life with a barbed steel dildo.
     
  5. Juice

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    Ate some bad burrito last night. Not sure what went wrong, maybe undercooked chorizo? Fucking sucked. 3rd time being sick from food in 2 weeks. How I spent a good chunk of my morning:

     
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  6. Trakiel

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    What's the general etiquette for asking for replacement food at a restaurant? I was eating lunch at my usual place when the salad they brought me was full of old, wilting lettuce that was going bad. I had two bites then pushed it to the edge of my table, and when my server asked me if I didn't want to finish it I told her what was wrong with it. She just took it way and didn't offer to get me a new one. I wanted a salad but didn't say anything else. Should I have asked for a new salad?
     
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    What the fuck are you doing eating a salad, you pussy? Was there a rare steak on top of it, is that why the lettuce was wilted? You should have launched that thing at the wall, demanded someone deep fry it, then drop your pants so the growing line of women could blow you like a superhero deserves.

    No, but really, your server is an idiot. Unless you're eating a salad at McDonald's. Then you have bigger issues than brown greens.
     
  8. dixiebandit69

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    What happened to it? What kind of car/engine size/etc? Where did you buy it from?
     
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    Seriously

     
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  10. Trakiel

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    When your dick is as big as mine you can eat whatever the fuck you want and not take a hit to your masculinity.
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    That's why I eat only couscous and other assorted vegetarian faggotry.
    Salad is food FOR our food, but we should still eat it so we don't end up looking like the supporting cast of WALL-E.
     
  12. Frank

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    I guess when you're already at ground zero, there's no going down.
     
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    If you told her what was wrong with it and she didn't offer to replace it, you did the right thing not asking for a replacement. I worked in the dish room, as a delivery driver, etc. at a restaurant like that when I was in college. Things would happen to food that got sent back or were replacement food. Gross things.
     
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    This man knows what he's talking about. Waitresses are notoriously overworked and will just get annoyed if you make them bring you the same things multiple times. You have two good legs, get up and get it yourself: as a bonus, if you're wandering around the kitchen, you can make all sorts of tasty combinations that they might not have thought of on the menu. Everyone loves a creative man.
     
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    Hell, when I was a teen at McDonald's if you were so much as rude in the drive-thru I knew more than one employee who would toss your nuggets on that ungodly kitchen floor before serving them to you.

    NEVER fuck around with food servers/preppers unless you love bacterial infections.
     
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    I wonder how many people have caught a beating for this type of thing? I understand getting upset when people are rude but if the food is messed up and someone politely asks for a replacement the food shouldn't be fucked with. Truth be told it should never be fucked with, ever.
     
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    You aren't by chance ever a dick to food service employees?
     
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    It's AIDS.
     
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    That's what I get for being a bug chaser. Go make me a quilt.
     
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    Yes, you should have because if your server is that oblivious there's no need to be subtle.

    On a related note, people can be really annoying about tipping. I went to have lunch with a coworker today and the service was awful. After we put in our order 25 minutes had gone by and we were still waiting on the food. Ok, I have to get back to work at some point, but whatever. Our server hadn't checked on us the entire time so I decided I might as well get a beer if I was going to be stuck there. I finally got her attention with the typical hand raising gesture and she just stopped and stared at me like a deer in the headlights. She took a couple steps toward my table and stopped again. It was very awkward so I just got up and told her I wanted a beer. Almost 40 minutes pass by the time we get our food. When I was finished I waited a few minutes, but after that just got up and told her to the bring the bill. She didn't check on us once the entire time we were sitting there. When she brought the bill I handed her my card before she set it down because I needed to get back to work. She takes the card and just sets it on top of the bill on the table. It appeared to be one of those 'if you're going to be an asshole then so I am statements.' Well, fuck you lady, did you think you were doing a great job or something? So after she finally runs my card the bill is only $10 so I only leave a $1 tip because the service was terrible. Truth be told she didn't deserve anything. Even still my coworker gives me shit all the way back to work for being a bad tipper and 'blah blah blah you don't know how hard it is to work in a restaurant. I did that job when I was younger blah blah blah.' Fuck you too, jackass.

    TLDR; If you're going to give shitty service don't blame the customers for being 'cheap asses' on the tip.
     
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