I ate some sugar free candy today. Bad idea. But my intestines are clean. Anyone else watching Eurovision tonight? Anyone?
Mute the video and play whatever music you want so you don't need to listen to the women laughing/hooting.
I'm a gonna get super-duper-double-secret-probation shitfaced tonight. Days like these are far and few so you have to make up for the downtime by being ludicrous.
Feel a sinus infection coming on, I am going to attempt to kill it with Busch Ice, I am fairly confident I will feel like shit in the morning. The two year old has gotten me sick more fucking times than I can count and it's fucking always sinus infections, she is currently running around with snot all over her face yelling "yuck", followed by her wiping the shit on my arm and laughing hysterically.
Eat some super, super spicy food, use a Neti pot, then take 4 shots of Crown or JD. You'll be fine by morning.
Then, stick your nose in a box of powdered mustard and inhale deeply, followed by getting picked up by the nostrils with two fingers from a martial arts expert. Works.......everytime.
I made marinara and noodles tonight for the kid and I, got the recipe from the cooking thread, shit was awesome. Except for the bath I am now having to give the kid.
Off to a martini party/fundraiser for the local Kiwanis club. I have bought tickets for the last four years and wound up having to give them away at the last minute. I cannot make up for missed three years, but I can sure try.
Buffalo wings are on the menu tonight, using Alton Brown's recipe. The wings have been steamed and are chilling, and the sauce is simmering. They are simple and fucking delicious. I just had to give my dog a shower because he pissed on the floor when my roommate told him to back off (he was eating), laid in it, then pissed on my roommate's leg just to make sure there was enough everywhere. He has also been puking up the corn cobs he ate out of the trash. The fun never ends! Spoiler
Here is what I made, I don't know who originally posted it but it's fantastic stuff. Good olive oil, two tbsp. 4 cloves of garlic, minced 1 onion, chopped red wine, about a cup 28 can of crushed tomatoes Big handful of fresh basil salt Heat olive oil on high 'til it's gleaming, add onion. Cook until onion is translucent, about five minutes. Add the garlic, cook until it's lightly browned and fragrant. Deglaze the pan with the red wine and cook until it reduces by half, about three minutes. Add tomatoes. Stir. Add about a cup of water. Add basil, either torn or chopped. Let the gravy come to a boil. Boil for two minutes, then lower the heat to medium-low. Cover. Stir occasionally. Let cook for at least 45 minutes to an hour.
Just ate a pot brownie. I was told by my drug dealer to be careful because it's super potent, but as if I'm going to take advice from a drug dealer.