On the first dat of may 2/4 my true love gave to meeeeeee Bon fires and making out with a girrrrrrrrrrl.
Barbecue chicken, potato salad, Hawaiian bread, and cooler beer. Life is large. Fried crappie tomorrow. Here's a redonks tip- coat your fish in plain yellow mustard before breading. You think it would taste like fish with mustard all over it. False. It also makes the fish extra crunchy.
I just made a giant pot of chili from this recipe: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.thevanillabeancafe.com/pdf/chilirecipe.pdf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.thevanillabeancafe.com/pdf/chilirecipe.pdf</a> It is absolutely fantastic. How good is it? So good that my 9 year old, who won't eat anything that isn't basically chicken or pizza, will eat 2 or 3 bowls in one sitting.
Mmmmm pot btownies. Memories from 2002 are flooding my brain space now. We're on the way home fr tue rangers game. I M buzzed. Hooray
I really wish I lived somewhere that English was the official language. Oh wait.... I swear to God and everything holy that I'm going to no comprende someone upside the fucking head. I'm going to test the theory that Spanish speakers are like cue balls...the harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.
True. But it will take them a while to navigate the broken down cars in their yard, the unwashed children kicking soccer balls in the street, and the 27 taco wagons between them and me. By that time I will have bitch slapped and shamed someone into speaking something resembling the English language.
My husband is from southern California and Spanish speakers abound. He is an exceptionally tall person so it was the cool thing for a group of small guys to jump him. When he was in middle school a group of mexican kids jumped him and he beat them off with a branch. Good times, good times.
For toytoy: exceptionally tall, as in he is 6'8 or 6'9 now so probably around 6 feet in middle school.
Damn. He's got me beat...I topped out at 6'7" and I'm probably now shrinking like the wicked witch of the east after being doused with water. Ahhhh....I'm melting.
I'd actually be happy if I shrunk down to 6'2 or so. Being tall is over-rated after a certain point. Ask your husband where he'd prefer door knobs, light switches, shower nozzles and counter tops located. My guess is it's about 6"-12" higher from where you're used to them.
Wanna know what actually made me feel old, for maybe the first time ever? Hearing teenagers talking about their grandfathers serving in the Vietnam War as opposed to their fathers.
I'm bored, what's everyone wearing? Bewildered, 6'9? No way. ToyToy, no seas racista cabron. Estamos invadiendo el pais y no nos puedes detener. Burrito.
I know you've met us but heights can be hard to judge from a sitting position. His high school basketball roster thingy doesn't lie, and neither does his enlistment info or inability to get through doorways without ducking his head.
I seriously don't want people to start bitching about the issues associated with being tall. Its like people in the US complaining about a restaurant getting their order slightly wrong, meanwhile children are starving in North Korea, its annoying.