When you're roast fatty poultry like duck or goose, pierce it several times with a serving fork and then pour a cup of boil water over when it first goes in the over and and then 2-3 more times during the cooking process. Fat is render and meat doesn't dry out. VG, I'll brine them either way, but yeah, I'm leaning towards the smoker. I've got some applewood that should work really well.
Just saw "The Hangover III" with Li'l Bandit; I recommend it. I think it's the best of the three (#2 SUCKED). Make sure you stay for the credits. Completely unrelated: NSFW NSFW
I have reached a new high/low. I fucked Detective Girlfriend into tears. She was in the middle of her second set of multiple orgasms during a type of sex that can last for hours when her legs start shaking and she starts to cry. Now, bringing a girl to such a powerful orgasm is normally something I would be proud of, except for the fact that at no point did I seriously consider stopping. So, I learned that about myself: I will fuck a girl to tears and keep fucking her. Afterwards, she explained that it was too intense, a little painful and she didn't feel that she was in control of her body (*self high five*). She wasn't upset that I didn't stop (she told me not to, btw), but was shocked that I was able to keep going, despite her tears. So, after what might have been the hardest orgasm she's ever had, she's now weirded out and is acting uncomfortable. Yay/Goddammit.
Almost got into a fight with my pop tonight. We had some family over for some BBQ and he kept making fun of how small my apartment was. It was all in good fun, but I'm fucking proud of the fact that this is the first place that is all mine, and something I earned. Hearing that mocked really started to get to me. Managed to grit my teeth and laugh along though. He made up for it some fucking delicious kebabs though. Also saw Star Trek, which was a blast. Really wish my family drank though...would make these get together so much more fun. Alas.
While we're on the subject, anyone have any advice on cooking duck breast? The FWB bought me some because she remembered I said liked it, not realizing that I've never actually cooked some before. I'm fairly certain that if I cook it like I cook a steak I'll fuck it up. Thoughts?
Holy fucking shit! A Dixie NSFW post that didn't require a weed wacker to view! It's a Memorial Day Miracle.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/01/sweet-tart-duck-breasts-with-fresh-cherry-sauce-recipe.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012 ... ecipe.html</a> Cherry sauce is tits. Also, don't use a separate pan, just take the breasts out of the frying pan to rest, and put it back on the stove top. Deglaze all that awesome duck fond stuck to the bottom. Any girl that buys you duck should be held in a higher regard than midnight vagina rendezvous.
I dislike being hung over. The band at the bar last night announced that they were dedicating their next song to Rob Ford, and broke into a cover of Cocaine by Eric Clapton. Clever.
So, did I get a show last night: pack a dancefloor with 200 people on parquet flooring and have them all spill their drinks on it. EVERYBODY was hitting the deck last night. It was awesome.
Anyone get through Arrested Development yet? Only caught episode 1 so far. Good, not great. Maybe the rest of the episodes get better...
I've always avoided using autopay on bills because for some reason I prefer the tedious process of trying to remember various complicated passwords for multiple sites every month. I went through two weeks ago and checked/paid everything....or so I thought. Apparently I let my auto insurance run out right before a three-day weekend. I'm an idiot. So now I've paid up, but I'm pretty sure I'm not covered until someone verifies my payment at their office Tuesday morning, which makes getting to and from work tonight and tomorrow a delightful prospect. This is almost funny considering I was careful to pay my registration renewal two months in advance while crediting extra money to my utility payment. I don't know what the fitting metaphor would be. "Putting the seat down but forgetting to wipe."?
In all fairness, she is. We don't just have sex and then one of us immediately leaves. We hang out quite a bit, and neither of us is looking for an official commitment/relationship right now. I probably could have worded it better than "FWB" though. Thanks for the duck recipe.
Wanting to watch AD ASAP. I'm getting stuff together bc I'm moving to Florida tomorrow... Going to a concert tonight. Might not get to watching it til later this week doh!
I vomited in my bed last night, I feel ashamed of myself. I don't even remember being that drunk. This place will be the death of me yet.