All our ducks are normal here. It the geese that are fucked up. Swans are the worst. I think the word "swan" in Latin means "knuckle up". I've never seen an animal that gets off on attacking humans like a swan. And you have to know karate if they do come at you, because they'll combo you like Andersen Silva if you're not ready.
In your rearview mirror the next 200 miles: You should also stop in New Orleans. You know, for research. Of something. Anything. Daiquiris. Fuck it... daiquiris. Also, since you're texting while driving. Those stupid anti-texting commercials. "This was the text my son was trying to send when he drove off the road into a canal." I about lost my shit laughing. I imagine this cross-eyed tit head ignoring the sound of his wheels hitting the shoulder, ignoring the tires slipping on the grass, then the car filling with water while he's still texting.
Yeah...that's pretty much what I mean. That and I've seen about 200 white pickups. Bf is driving...I'm entertaining myself and playing clash of clans for him.
TX, you're all thumbs at posting pictures, dear. [/Connery] I am conflicted about this shot of Alec Baldwin's daughter. On the one hand she's almost 18, a model in the public eye, and is attractive. On the other hand Alec Baldwin will find me, call me a thoughtless pig, and beat me with a camera. Then again maybe he won't because we're not related. NSFW Also, what the fuck is the point of paddle boarding? Just try to surf. You look like a doofus.
Paddle boarding is for calm water, but it's strange because the general idea of it is to NOT touch the water. It's a strange thing, people love doing it in the Great Lakes around here.
The idea is to make you feel like you're standing on the surface. It would be cool is some crystal-clear rocky grotto, but other than that it seems like the water sport equivalent of Planking.
Gotta love memorial day sales. Just ordered a Minn Kota trolling motor, 30 lbs of thrust for my 12' aluminum jon boat. Should be plenty of power to move me around our mile or so long fishing creek. I'm way too excited about this.
Yeah, I've seen those guys (and probably girls. Who can tell from 100+ metres?) around here in Durban, but in small numbers - the surf here is known for being very rough, but we don't have the same number of huge shoreline rocks like in the Eastern Cape and Western Cape. Most of them seem to kneel as opposed to standing; I reckon that must seriously ruin knees? I'll stick to staying on shore, thanks.
Just got back from 6 hours of drinking in the rain, next to the fire, out of spite since it wasn't 80 and sunny. And I have no regrets
[/quote] I'll stick to staying on shore, thanks.[/quote] What? I am surprised you wouldn't try something new.
I've heard from a few people that while Alabama is charming and gets a lot of attention the true Southern spirit lives in Mississippi.