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Weekend Drunk Thread 5/24

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 24, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Mississippi is both the poorest and least educated state in America as of 2012. I have never been.

    In my travels through your country, I found the most ass-backwards people to be more populated in the areas of Kentucky and West Virginia.
     
  2. TX.

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    Mississippi is dank and gross. It feels super backwards and 50 years behind the rest of us. I actually don't mind Alabama as much. I've spent time in Birmingham and thought it was actually pretty and quite nice. Never been to Appalacia, but if the Wild and Wonderful Whites was a good representation of it I don't think I'm missing anything.
     
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    Hey! Y'all hush. Alabama is just fine and dandy.
     
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    Well, except for the oppressive heat. That is the one thing I see coming at me far too inescapably fast, kind of like being strapped to a railroad tie with a speeding train oncoming.
     
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    ftfy.
     
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    Yeah, the humidity's rough. I'm so fucking glad to escape Texas for the summer. There are no triple digit temps where I'm going!
     
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    Spent Saturday on the lake drinking, had a group of copperhead snakes swim out from the pontoon and freak the fuck out of the women. Guy that was with us picked them up by the tail end and flung them each about 50 feet in one motion, coolest thing I saw all day next to drunk women flashing titties.
     
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    Just rolled back in from an Austin weekend.

    Skydiving on Saturday got rained out.

    Bought a wedding dress on Sunday.

    Anyone else here ever bought a wedding dress?

    What's a normal price for that?

    I'm a little relieved that skydiving got rained out.
     
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    Normal? According to the vapid whores on TLC 5-35 thousand.

    The wife paid 550 for hers and sold it 2 weeks after the wedding for 500.
     
  10. MoreCowbell

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    But how is Nitwit supposed to be a beautiful bride for such a bargain price?
     
  11. Nitwit

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    C'mon. You know you wanna fuck me. You do, don't you?

    More than Pinkup, even.
     
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    The Wings are having a meltdown. That bullshit penalty shot didn't help matters.
     
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    I'm sure you'd fuck you.
     
  14. Nitwit

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    The dress itself wasn't all that much. It was all the bras, slips, shoes, veils and other various necessities they piled on top of it that made it strange.

    Just sayin....
     
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    Smoked weed for the first time in 3 years last night. Nothing will make you pass out when you're shit faced like a toke of mary jane. If you've never drank mou tai don't, sometimes ignorance is bliss. That stuff tastes like gasoline someone soaked their feet in. I'm still feeling the hangover.
     
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    My god, that Blackhawks game. I agree the penalty shot was soft, but am I pumped to thee the Hawks come alive after looking dead after 2. The United Center is going to be absolutely bonkers on Wednesday night. My heartbeat is finally returning to normal after the final 5 minutes. Can't beat playoff hockey
     
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    You're only saying that because your team won the dam game. Btw how much did you guys pay Smith to lose the game? Handzus and the goal after weren't Chicago's great play, rather it was Smith fucking up. If I could drink this weekend I'd be pounding a few right now.
     
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    Probably got lazy assuming Howard would remain superhuman all series. He got hung out to dry.
     
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    My sister-in-law just posted on her facebook that her husband, her, their daughter and grandson were sitting in chairs at the curb waiting for a Memorial Day Parade...that never existed. They said they felt ridiculous but it explained why several people were honking at them while they sat there.
     
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    Random thought while watching Sportscenter: it's odd that the WNBA only has 12 teams, but one of them is in Tulsa.
     
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