Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

The problem is that, based on the information you've given us, up to and including this last post, nothing tells me that he was doing it intentionally to hurt you or piss you off, or even that he had any idea that was a possibility. Yet you seem certain that you're being somehow persecuted. We don't run everything we do and say through a mental filter of "How does this relate to Pussy Galore?"

Trust me, from a guy perspective, he was just chatting with friends about a new development in his life.

You seem most distressed by the fact that people might think you were knowingly helping him cheat or something. You seem very concerned with how other people are viewing your situation (let's be honest, mortified was a bit of a dramatic liberty there, huh?) rather than the status of any quasi relationship might be there.

 

So Fuckface McCumdumpster and the worlds most whiney rapper shit out their offspring over the weekend huh? Did the nanny jump from the roof with a noose around her neck yet?

 

I'll take the under.

 

Jenny Johnson on Twitter:

 

Wow, she said something funny.

Speaking of people who are famous for no reason.

 

Holy shit. The Kardashian-Tabloid machine works fast. Already have a picture of this crotch fruit:

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Kanye West blows my mind. Here is an impossibly rich, arguably talented, only sometimes stupid-fuck with his choice of any woman, in any field, of any station in life. Out of all these possibilities he choose a shaved Armenian fame whore with no discernible personality or talent, save for the proclivity towards complete erosion of privacy; the one thing Mr. West seems to value besides himself. Or maybe he nullified all good will his talent and position enjoyed him with his shameless, transparent posturing.

It makes no sense. I'd rather have Paris Hilton. She may be a lot of the same things, but at least she knows how to have a good time.

 

Paris Hilton also puts on the dumb blonde act, she is nowhere as stupid as she would like you to believe.

I fucking can't stand any of these people, who gives a shit, oh wait her millions of "fans". Those people can get fucked too.

Also I was just informed that Kim has 2 younger sisters who will insure that the world will never be without a vapid whore on television.

 

Okay, keeping in mind I've worked around bars for over a decade, somebody still has yet to explain to me what the point is to forcing everyone in the place to wear white clothes head-to-toe.

Is this like a school uniform thing so the rich kids don't pick on the poor ones? No. It's FOR rich people, like when you go to an overrated uber-douche club like Nikki Beach. I still don't get it. Wearing white to a bar is the dumbest colour you could wear next to a man wearing pink. One spill and you look retarded for the rest of the night.

 

Forget not, this is the same useless, vapid fucking bitch that went on a tyraid over the Casey Anthony verdict...... And her dad was one of the guys who got O.J. off for murder.

The only thing about her that makes me happy is that V.D. Is not an Airbourne.

 

Don't give yourself an ulcer with all that misguided angst.

 

This is a woman who was once in love with Joe Francis and supposedly Chris Humpries. And every fifth-rate rapper from the last ten years.

It wouldnt matter is she is the hottest woman who ever lived.

She.
Sucks.
The end.

 

Pretty sure that's why she's famous.

 

No worries. I'm more worried about others on here getting the ulcers if I step over the line and insult amateur Parkour morons again.

 

I'm just excited for the newly born trainwreck in training, there's no way this spawn will grow up to be well adjusted or even very intelligent. Think of all the coming entertainment!

 

I disagree.

This kid is going to go to the best schools. She's gonna have one really talented parent and two hardworking ones. If -- and this is a huge if -- she can avoid ridiculous publicity and pressure, she has a good chance of making something of herself.

 

I don't even know why she's famous and I really don't care. I avoid these so-called 'socialites' like a man fleeing a flash flood, yet society insists on bombarding me with information about their personal lives, and stories so devoid of substance or interest they might as well film a stray cat ablaze in some New York alley. I remember her releasing a sex tape that looked like it was directed by Helen Keller, and now the media has been talking about her for years. Let these people die. It's like watching a train wreck in 2 frames per second, except you don't when the crash will happen, and when it does you can look in any direction, but you'll still see the limbs flying.

 

I expect her to be a parent in the way Whitney Houston was a parent-- an idiot who refuses to turn it off because they cannot accept the fact that they are indeed.... An idiot. We're talking about the woman who protested Africanized diamonds while wearing them. She posed for Playboy while her parents are superrich and hadn't taken the Reid-Lohan party-whore tumble yet.

She knows how to do three things: Look, act, and sound like a stupid slut. And you can never take that away from her.

 

I smell like charcoal and I'm okay with that.

Also, after watching my coworkers mind their kids the whole time, I'm glad I don't have to worry about any other little life forms. Happy father's day, everyone.