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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The last few pages of this thread make me hate Tucker Max for having taught you all the word Vapid. So what if Kim Kardashian had a kid? I'd rather she procreate than most of the pageant moms I've seen on TLC. At least Kim and Kanye have the means available to them to provide everything this kid could ever want, and they have enough personal success between them to never push their kid into something they "wanted to do but couldn't afford when they were young". If you want to be angry about Kim's success despite having no talents, be angry at yourselves for giving her that success. She's just smart enough to take advantage of her situation.
     
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    Yeah, right. Mad props to her to for getting fucked on video by a mediocre R&B singer and inheriting money from her OJ-lawyer dad, that must take some brains. And vapid? Please. That's on every kids 10th grade SAT test.

    I don't have anything against her personally, she's just incredibly over saturated for no real reason, it gets tiring.
     
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    Good song, even better hat.

     
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    Way to make it even more depressing. They are stupid fame whores who can barely take care of themselves, let alone another human. But it's okay, because they have the money to hire nannies and buy their kid clothes.

    I would love to have kids in the next couple years but I am not a negligent person and refuse to have a child that I cannot reasonably care for. Fuck me, right?
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't think either one of them is stupid or incapable of caring for themselves.

    Plus, both of them have careers that allow them some leeway in terms of being at home. I don't see why you think they're incapable of caring for their daughter.
     
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    I'd have to say she or one of her handlers is insanely shrewd business wise. One terrible sex tape. A popular TV show. She'll quietly be worth half a billion dollars. While I tend to agree that she's only famous for famous sake without any real talent in the industry she has prospered in but there has always been these types of successful marketers (haters gonna hate). She also doesn't portray herself in the same dip shit 24/7 partier Paris Hilton did. From what Ive seen of her show and read of her online, which is very little, she's known for having a hard work ethic driving her success. Which to her credit is better than Paris Hilton in a "role model" sense.


    Crown is pulling a Crown and going a little overboard. Im not going to slut shame the girl for posing in Playboy. The sex tape while most likely staged seems to have been a one off thing for her, she certainly isn't as bad as that Teen Mom Farrah girl that made a porn with a major porn star and then tried to claim otherwise.
     
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    Here are a few she's fucked. Some real classy ones mixed in, and this video is years old:

     
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    Yeah, 'cept Kimmy's mom is pretty much a pageant mom on a much larger stage than the TLC trash. She's orchestrated her daughters' "careers"/ whored them out for a few bucks from the beginning. Great role model. It's probably the only thing Kim knows about being a mom or a woman. I'm sure they're a really grounded family. This baby is another thing to exploit and will probably be lucky if she ISN'T a cum-guzzling whore by high school.
     
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    Oh no! An attractive celebrity has dated/been photographed with some other celebrities over the course of half a dozen years!

    Goodness me, where are my pearls?
     
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    Don't you mean "anal beads"?
     
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    Whatever, you're just jealous that she got to bang those men and you didn't.
     
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    The fact that you think I didn't makes me question how well you actually know me, French Fry Boy.
     
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    I'm sure she probably needs the ones that look like pool balls held together with piano wire. Anything less isn't going to touch the sides.

    Defending this chick's honour is like trying to catch a javelin with a fishing net.
     
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    Why though? I don't see any evidence that she's had more sex than anyone else, and it's ridiculous to rag on her for having sex with really muscular and well-built dudes.
     
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    You seem to be of the opinion that we shouldn't discuss her sex life, or we shouldn't make fun of it.

    Her sex life is the only reason she is famous. Her show centers around her relationships (see: her entire bullshit "marriage"). She is in the tabloids and famous for who she is dating/fucking now, whether it be Ray J, Kanye, Reggie Bush, or Chris Humphries.

    Once she starts making money and fame off of her sex life, it is fair game to discuss and even make fun of her sex life. She puts it out there. If she didn't want to discuss her sex life or relationships, she could get away with not discussing it. There are ways for celebrities to NOT discuss who they are fucking. Just don't fucking talk about it, and don't call the photographers every time you step outside. She chooses to discuss it and put it on TV on her really show (and to profit from her sex tape), and once she puts it out there (for a healthy profit, no less) it is fair game, good or bad, right or wrong.
     
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    KRIS Humphries. Respect the aesthetic!

    I don't have any moral issue with people laughing at her or dissecting her sex life. She out it out there for sure. It's not fucked up.

    It's just...tired and misguided? Like, I don't think it's Wrong, I just think that it's wrong.

    If that makes any sense.

    Notice how I'm being smart and not even bringing up the race thing?
     
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    Oh, I don't disagree that it is low hanging fruit, so to speak. Regardless, I just think its fair game, as she is the one making a massive profit off of it.

    The lesson women should take isn't "don't be a whore like Kim Kardashian by having lots of sex." It is "don't be a whore like Kim Kardashian by having lots of sex for publicity and money. Have lots of sex cause its fun!"

    How much do you think they'll make for the first pictures of their spawn? I'm betting at least a million.

    And Kris. My bad. Let me summarize the marriage of Kim and Kris:

    Kim (cameras on): Oh I love you so much, Kris! You're the man I want to spend the rest of my life with!

    Kris: I love you too, baby!

    Kim (cameras are now off): Fuck off and die, we're getting a divorce next season.

    Kris: .......uhhhh..... Can I at least rub it up against your ass a bit?

    Kim: ....fine, be quick about it.

    And scene!
     
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    This.

    This kid is going to have all kinds of advantages we could only dream of. The parents are a bit fucked up? Yeah, so were mine, and I'm guessing many of yours (the collective 'you') were as well.

    The world is a very different place if you have wealth. You don't need to be smart, beautiful, or ambitious. As long as you can avoid making a mistake where you lose all of your money, you will be just fine for the most part.
     
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    Reminds me of this for some reason
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