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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Hoosiermess

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    It is 12:20. So far today, I've gone to class, got 100% on a pop quiz, booked my daughter's oral surgery which I don't have to pay for, come home from class and mowed the lawn, drank 1.5 beer, and got a confirmation text that the lovely lady my boyfriend and I fucked this weekend is down with a 3 person camping trip on the weekend of the 6-7th. I don't want to jinx it, but this is a good Monday.

    ETA: Forgot the best part! I found out today that I have an additional $1600 student grant coming my way that I didn't even know I was getting.

    I'm sorry for those of you having shitty days, it appears I've stolen the world's collective luck.
     
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    Well as long as the guy is into it, that means its technically consensual, right?
     
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    I'm concerned that there's half a beer that went unconsumed.
     
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    1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb war.

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    No, but really, that feel, bro. I got blazed out of my mind on Saturday and my back pain stopped. I almost wept. So, toke up. You earned this one. Even if you are all thumbs at your job.
     
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    I don't think her answer was as bad as that South Carolina girl a few years ago. Unfortunately I know very few pageant models Im not sure if they are actually this dumb because 100% of their energy is focused on keeping their looks and practicing the narrow specialties of these competitions (you think answering easy questions on stage would be drilled to death...).

    I feel like a lot of it probably can be chalked up to stage fright and performance pressure. I've heard a lot of famous people comment that getting on stage can be so out of body you really don't even know what happened after you're finished (Adam Carolla mentions this about going on late night shows). Hell I remember that sort of feeling just giving big presentations during college classes, fuck high level professionals in the business world take beta blockers before big company presentations.

    So is Utah that full of hot girls? Mormon breeding programs or something?
     
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    Dammit KK! People were just about to let that one go.
     
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    And this is probably the first time in like three years I have no shit to smoke, and stand no chance of getting it soon. It is a lousy time. I wish I didn't have a family like so many of you so I could just drink it away.
     
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    I agreed with Caitlin Upton's answer. I too believe that people in America can't find the United States because people don't have maps, and America's education should help the U.S errah South Africa. Not to mention she was right that the U.S should also help The Iraq and the Asian countries.

    By the way, too many Miss America contestants look like transvestites. Lay off the cakeup makeup, are you a beauty contestant or a drag queen on their way to a Cher concert?
     
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    I personally know Miss Tennessee and she is not nearly as dumb as some of them. I've known her since elementary school (she's originally from Wyoming and was Miss Teen Wyoming). She has gotten WAY hotter since high school but was really funny. I think she was voted class clown in jr. high.

     
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    The sad thing is her high school is one of the better ones in the city if not the state.
     
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    I doubt that many of them are idiots, really. Some have impressive, if not hilarious talents. However, you're supposed to select the top female to represent your state, perhaps do a little homework on her to find out whether or not she knows how to breathe, dress herself and speak English.
     
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    Its as though she took all the hot buttons and tried to jam them into one reply that had nothing to do with any of those items.

    Does anybody still watch that pageant? I can't recall anyone ever giving a shit. Until they have a scissoring competition I will continue to thumb my nose in its direction. I'm not a needy man, just a simple one, with simple needs. Like televised lesbian action in exchange for a scholarship fund.
     
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    Did anyone ever watch it before? Once Victoria Secret started doing those angel shows I don't think I've heard of the pageant outside of some screw up like this, some uber Christian hatin on the gays, or Donald Trump admitting post op trannies.
     
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    Miss Ohio went to my alma mater. From friends/acquaintances I have that know her/went to school with her, she's pretty damn bright and possesses more than enough substance. She just made the top 10, but I doubt she ends up winning.
     
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    No, it's Mississippi the restaurant in West Palm Beach.
     
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