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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    If a mentally handicapped Teen Mom "star" with leather tits and a prolapsed vagina can become a porn star then who couldn't?
     
    #321 Crown Royal, Jun 17, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Just imagine the physical evidence.

    Yeah, maybe not so much fun after all.
     
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    I knew a guy that took entenze. The most confusing part of it was that he had a girlfriend he'd been dating for over two years, and despite our inquiry and mockery insisted she never asked him to do it and it was just for himself. He 'claimed' it had added an extra half inch. I'm sure it worked great, buddy. I've got a deed to the Golden Gate Bridge if anyone is interested. I've never heard of a girl shooting a guy down over penis size, and while I'm sure there's dating sites out there with F4M wanting massive penis I just don't see the point.
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    I am with you on never seeing a girl shoot a guy down over being hung like a light switch, but I have heard more than one make fun of them behind their backs to mutual acquaintances over it.

    Uncool.

    And to quote Damonde Tscritter: " You park an RV in the Grand Canyon it still looks small."
     
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    John Demjanjuk lived like 10 minutes away from where I grew up. That shit was all over the news in Cleveland for years. 70 years later just seems like it would be impossible to just identify some random guard.
     
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    Yeah, I've seen that happen too, but the guy can always just play the, 'I already I fucked her so I don't care' card. Ok, well, it can be pretty embarrassing. That happened to me once and it was after I lost my virginity. I was 14 and she was 17, so I wasn't ahem, fully grown yet. I had also broke up with her five days later. She was loud, obnoxious, and insisted on calling me Tweeter because I reminded her of a character in a movie I still haven't seen. I'm not sure how much of it was my immaturity and her wanting revenge for getting fucked/dumped like that, but I did get to be small penis guy for a couple months there. Good times...
     
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    I find the fact that you haven't seen Varsity Blues very questionable.
     
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  8. Crown Royal

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    I like him more for hearing that he hasn't.

    YOU HEAR ME, KUBLA!?!?!? That movie still sucks.
     
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    Why? Is it actually good? It always seemed like one of those bland teen dramas where the characters spend 1.5 hours vomiting at house parties and being way too emotionally invested in meaningless high school football.
     
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    How can you go through life hating Varsity Blues?!?

    What a sad life that must be.

    That life must suck.



    I...don't want...your life.
     
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    One: because I am Canadian and don't understand the monstrous obsession you guys have for high school football.

    Two: it is a shitty, woefully acted and intelligence-insulting film that made up entirely of clichés. From the director of Good Burger and Ready to Rumble.

    That's why.
     
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    "Oh look, Crown thinks something sucks.", he said dryly.
     
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    I like Varsity Blues, but it's not even the best film in which James Van Der Beek plays a high school quarterback!
     
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    Had a rough day and this pic cheered me right up
     

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    That would be Angus.
     
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    Shut up you pinko french canadian communist.




    I actually watched it again a few weeks ago and couldn't believe the shit they got away with for a teen comedy. Guess it was rated R. One quaint passage:

    Tweeter: Bitches are nothing but panty droppers. You give them two percocets and half a vicoden and their panties are dropping. It's very nice.
    The Beek: Do you think you'll enjoy prison?
    Tweeter: IT'S VERY NICE!
     
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    We've secretly replaced Crown Royal with KIMaster. Lets see if anyone notices...
     
    #337 D26, Jun 17, 2013
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    If you don't want claymore mine planted in your front yard, you will take that back immediately.
     
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    Cloned post, sorry
     
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    Stop indiscriminately hating everything (and subsequently telling everyone how brilliant you are for hating it and how dumb we are for liking it) and I will. Seriously, throw in some references to some obscure Japanese films and you're there.
     
    #340 D26, Jun 17, 2013
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