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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I never said anyone on here was stupid for liking a movie, not even one. Kubla and I have had a jokey duel over Varsity Blues since the old board.


    Pop culture genres like music, movies, TV shows etc. vary person to person, taste to taste. Person A may think Speed 2: Cruise Control is a bad movie, yet plenty of people still made it open #1 at the box office so person B might think its action-packed summer fun. Who's to judge?

    Now granted Person B is wrong and Speed 2 is horrible, but it all depends on what you conceive as terrible. Gene Siskel gave thumbs down to The Terminator and Aliens, but gave thumbs up to Double Jeopardy and Carnosaur.

    Eye of the beholder. It's always been that way.
     
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    I give Varsity Blues a TEEEEEYN a fucking TEEEEEEEYN
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    I would kill to have Ms. Davis as a teacher, though.
     
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    I'm sitting at the computer on my metal fold up chair. I lean forward and the back two legs come up off the ground. My dog comes up, flops down under the leg, then jerks his head up to look at me when I look over at what he is doing, causing his collar to loop onto the leg of the chair. He freaks out, jumps and runs away, causing the chair to collapse under me and leaving me on the floor.

    This message brought to you by my retarded dog.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    So, has Amanda Bynes started playing with her own poop yet? She seems to have degenerated beyond Tara Reid territory and is busy trying to trump Keith Moon.

    ...the most recent quote from ol' Plastijowls Bynes. She sounds like every producer who ever worked for MTV. A tip: don't call pretty girls "ugly" when you look like you had facial work done by a doctor who specializes in extremely cruel practical jokes.
     
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    I have to ask, Crown, do you ever get dizzy up there on the mount?

    This message is brought to you by FUCKYOUBOSTONFUCKYOUINTHEASS.
     
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    You jelly brah?
     
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    I'll just leave this here.

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    I know we have moved on from this topic, but this is used for men who are impotent. Usually as a very last resort when Viagra, injectables, etc are no longer working.

    This is my PSA of the evening.
     
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    Who's looking at her face with Dem Tittays?!
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    Do you mean her nice original ones or the obnoxious bolt-ons she has now? I saw that picture you posted, what is with her? She looks like a stripper from 1993 with all that knife work now, just like that dumb bitch from The Hills that married that five-foot-tall intestinal parasite.
     
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    I know it goes against my character, but I'm going to defend crown...
     
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    Man. Now I feel bad about making fun of him. Not bad enough to take down my FB post, but a little bad.
     
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    On your fb, you posted about a guy having an 8 month boner? Little weird.
     
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    You could say that.

    And while I'm self-indulgently posting FB chats, here's this morning's with one of our locals.
     

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    I guess it's an otter gif kind of day.

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    Well, THIS message is brought to you by I waited through a four hour rain delay at the Braves Mets game last night and the Braves won on a Freeman walk off homer in the bottom of the ninth inZzzzzzzz . . . #latenight

    Yep, that's right - everybody reading that post was thinking it was the dog that was acting retarded.

    And since I'm a little behind in this thread (and everyone is obvioulsy desensitized around here since no one asked for more details about Chellie's 3 way), can I go back and get clarification on this?

    Google let me down, and maybe I'm just too sleepy - but, what the heck is alphabet blood?
     
  18. Crown Royal

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    A new rapper on the scene?

    Being baptized in alphabet soup however, I can't decide whether that would be weird or wonderful. Of course, make sure it isn't hot when you did the baby in: it is frowned upon.
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    That was pretty damn hilarious. There are few things cooler than when stars poke fun at themselves.
     
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