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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Backroom

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    I would bang the bottom out of Miley Cyrus.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Remember kids: these people vote.

    I've seen a tornado rip the roof off a restaurant, yet they cannot lift a car. Makes sense.
     
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    Damn right Molson is a hockey player thing. I love craft beers but a molson in the locker room after a game is the best. And in Colorado, why the fuck would you drink anything other than craft beer unless it was a Molson.

     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    Oi.

    Youse guys need to explore our beers more if you think Canadian is a great beer. I have not friend outside my wife who doesn't think it tastes cheap and stale. It's our Budweiser.

    Personally, I think Molson Export is better than Canadian.

    But seriously, fuck America. Your indie beers roll out indie beers over and put it in with no lube.
     
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    So someone ruined this afternoon for me with this, and since we all know misery loves company you can all wonder why there's so much dust around you as well.
     
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    Yeah I'd really like her to sit on my face.
     
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    That would be one way to avoid looking at that ugly fucking hair cut.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    This.fucking THIS.

    Ladies: looking like Brian Bosworth is a no-go. Men hate that haircut, please stop.
     
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    Anytime I watch this commercial and the 3rd guy starts speaking, I laugh like a mad man.



    Maybe it's the drunken demeanor, maybe it's the disgusting man boobs, I can't put my finger on it.
     
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    Just to be clear, I don't consider Molson Canadian to be a fine beer, I don't compare it to any mircobrew. For me, its a good after hockey beer. After hockey beer is more about chilling and winding down than considering the finer points of flavor, color, aroma, etc.
     
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    Agreed. Many ice arenas with bars have pitchers of it on special after mens league games and such. I agree, Molson Export is better but Canadian is just associated with hockey and that's something I can be down with.
     
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    This is going to be huge in Austria. We'll have to throw another shrimp on the barbie.

    I'm going to be pissed if Jesus comes back to bring in 1000 years of peace before this movie gets made.

    Shitty author Vince Flynn just died. Of prostate cancer. at 47. Fuck me, I need to go make an appointment to get my anus probed. A prostate exam would be a good idea too.
     
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    To a man, there is no sound on this planet louder than a rubber glove snapping over a doctor's hand.

    ...or an airport customs agent's
     
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    As far as shit beer goes you guys up in the North of the world are lucky you aren't subjected to this drivel.

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    Only in America is "cold" a flavor and "ice" is a brewing technique.

    The power of advertising right here, folks. If only it wasn't so cheap. Sometimes you need 30 beers for $9 to get through your weekend. Especially when Popov vodka shreds your stomach lining worse than a varnish cocktail.

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    Imagine the shitty Chinese watered downed VB.
     
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    Don't fall on your sword too hard, there. Ice beer was invented in Germany and popularized in North America by Canadian beer companies. Our bad.

    Interesting, from wiki:

    Truly, these are solutions for problems that should never have existed in the first place.

    Edit: Hey Crown, here's a kickstarter you're sure to love: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tofutofu/above-the-game-a-guide-to-getting-awesome-with-wom" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tof ... e-with-wom</a>
     
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    I suddenly have a craving for a tootsie pop.
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    Attention effinshenanigans and all TiB members from the CT area:

    To whoever the first is to volunteer, I will mail you a cigar guillotine if you promise me to use it to collect the fingers and penis of Ken Hoinsky of Milford, CT. He's bragging about being nominated as a moderator on Reddit. Are....are you guys reading this?

    Okay.... after listening to Closeted Kevin Smith in that video talk about what a Casanova he is sans any charisma whatsoever, I need to ask: how pathetic of a man are you if you need a guide to know how to get a woman to like you? This idea that females are computers waiting to be hacked makes my eyes whirl out of my skull. I'm sorry, you need a guide? I was used to be shy and small, but I never forgot how to breath, make eye contact and speak English. Maybe it's just me, but men shouldn't be intimidated by women unless she likes it when you punch her directly in the face really hard during sex.

    Juice, we need to figure out how to destroy this tool.

    I have a question about Kickstarter. This billionth fraud in the field of PUAs needed to $2000 to publish his nonsense. He has over $16,000. Where does the rest of the cash go?
     
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