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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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    Laws? What laws?
     
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    Exactly, the Live Free or Die mantra is awesome when it results in an income tax rate of 0%.
     
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    Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

    That place is nothing compared to Total Beverage, Daveco, Tipsy's, and now Hazel's. I used to go to Total Beverage all the time. It's enormous and has an incredible selection. Daveco is the largest liquor store in the world but the dudes that run it are criminals and were indicted for tax fraud.

    http://writing3040blog.wordpress.com/2013/04/09/liquor-marts-demise-hazels/
     
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    And goes over much better than our secondary motto, The Fuck Is A Seatbelt?
     
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    Nonsequitor... A buddy is trying to open a liquor store adjacent to Lake of the Ozarks and naming the business Lake Supply wasn't approved.
     
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    I just bought my short shorts for my kickball game tomorrow. I'm not a guy who is self-conscious about their body whatsoever but its going to be kinda odd wearing them tomorrow.

    As a side thought, I have no idea how dudes wear speedos, holy crap thats weird.
     
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    Is this some sort of Hipster kickball league where it's just awesomely ironic you have to wear short shorts or thongs? I could see it on a dodge ball league since regular flowing gym shorts might create more contact area. Kickball?
     
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    Its more about drunk shenanigans and having fun. One of the girls one my team thought that it'd be fun to wear short shorts to a game (girls and guys), I agreed, because I was drunk, and thought hey I don't give a fuck, I'm confident in my looks, and it might be fun.
    Its a one time thing.
     
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    Dude, lay off the guy. What's next, you're going to rail fun at me for my Hide And Seek league? Wow, you're a jerk.

    I didn't know kickball was a game . I just remember them as those hard rubber balls that made that trademark *P-TUNG!!!!!* noise when you kicked them. Or is kickball like Soccer-baseball?
     
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    BOOZE ALERT!!!!
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    IT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
     
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    See now only a dopehead communist from Canada wouldn't know what kick ball was. I was in a dodge ball league for a bit. Set up by one of my more hipstery friends and they always came up with odd rules and requirements to make the game extra ironic. It was fun until we'd start playing only with those huge stability balls.
     
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    I thought you meant the shorts were hipster not the kickball.
    Kickball is not hipster. The rules are you have to have a beer cup in hand. You have to kick, catch and field with the booze cup. How is that hipster? I really don't get how the league I'm in could be construed that way. Instead of playing adult league softball people play kickball now because its more fun and you don't have to worry about a big hard object hitting you in the face or whacking a softball.
    I'm anti hipster. If I had the feeling that the league was that way I wouldn't be in it. I really have no tolerance for that annoying douchebaggery.
     
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    God I hope not. If those two sports fucked and had a baby, the sheer force of the ensuing boredom would probably cause a tear in the fabric of the universe.
     
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    Most of the people in my dodge ball league were straight edge, as was my friend. They didn't have "drinking rules," having everyone, including and particularly, men wear short shorts sounded right up their alley.
     
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    Its not a rule, are you dyslexic? Its something my team and only my team decided to do for one game because we thought it'd be funny. Please tell me you understand that.
     
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    Baseball with the "scary stuff" taken away.

    Kind of like what Ultimate Frisbee did for football: removed the parts of the sport deemed interesting.

    kidding! No offence, filthy bearded hippies.
     
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    Black people?
     
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    If it wasn't for blacks, field goal kickers would be the richest men in the sport. And they still wouldn't speak English.
     
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    You know what this thread really needs more of?

    Posturing about how much of a not-hipster everyone is.
     
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