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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    How are your imaginary friends doing?
     
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    Being accused of having pretend friends by a stranger on the internet. My life has hit a new low.
     
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    So... I'm coming up on my 32nd birthday... and I just hauled SERIOUS ass down the street to catch the ice cream truck.

    Twisty soft serve FTW, bitches.
     
    #603 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2013
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    It's OK. I hear that eccentric behavior is generally accepted among the elderly.
     
    #604 MoreCowbell, Jun 20, 2013
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    Enh, sonnyboy? I can't hear you over my ice cream.
     
    #605 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2013
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    I suppose one needs softer food as you age, lest you dislodge your dentures.
     
    #606 MoreCowbell, Jun 20, 2013
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    I give a great gummer.
     
    #607 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2013
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    Nah I stopped reading or thinking about your post once I turned the conversation to me.
     
    #608 Kubla Kahn, Jun 20, 2013
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    Well you may be turning 32, but you're never too old to be mentally retarded.
     
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    Like I'm going to take flack from a guy who shits the bed?
     
    #610 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2013
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    At least it's not diapers, granny.
     
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    At least I still have sphincter control, loose caboose.
     
    #612 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2013
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    I don't think it counts as "control" when it's in a bed pan and a fat Mexican woman has to come wipe your butt for you.
     
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    SHE IS FROM THE PHILIPPINES AND SHE LIKES DOING IT, OKAY?
     
    #614 Angel_1756, Jun 20, 2013
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    So what does it mean if you take a shit on the bathroom floor while sleepwalking?
     
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    I doubt there's any hidden meaning, if that's what you were after.
     
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    Juice's girlfriend might want to fuck you?
     
    #617 Kubla Kahn, Jun 20, 2013
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    And hopes you like the taste of pennies.
     
    #618 MoreCowbell, Jun 20, 2013
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    You've already posted this

    Juice : black people gifs :: nitwit : music videos.
     
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