In fairness to juicy at least he didn't make a whole deluded post basically titled "Hit or Shit". Although I guess if he ever got drunk or crazy enough he could do that with gifs.
He came pretty close, except the name of the game was shit it then hit it, and it was his gf instead of gifs
God damn you all know too much about each others' personal lives for a bunch of random internet strangers.
There's a certain level of intimacy a group achieves when they learn that one of their members shits themselves on a semi-regular basis.
Next thing you know we'll be talking about the benefits of a manpon and when it's acceptable to use. A friend of mine claims they're worth the ridicule. You can look it up on urban dictionary. I think I'd rather wear a diaper.
Tomorrow I am sitting on the beach and drinking whiskey and eating stromboli until I pass out. For now I sit alone watching Louis C.K. I really wish el husband was around. Wah wah. The swing shift can suck my dick.
You haven't been paying attention then. I was under the impression that 'wildered being able to pocket pool was common knowledge.
What the fuck have I been missing at these google hangouts? I honestly wish I was old enough to say I tried New Coke. By the time I was old enough to appreciate the novelty it wasn't sold in any iteration anymore. I really wonder if it's as terrible as everyone claims. I mean full on replacing the original on the market was stupid but I wonder if it could have been a decent spin off.
tittays and drunken dancing. Sometimes I get the hungrys after too much whiskey and decide to make diet food in the middle. Brussel sprouts are gross y'all.
I now have a word to describe the shitty maxi pad I occasionally spy in the trash in the men's room. Another episode of "What the Fuck, Korea?", followed by tonight's special, "How Gay Does it Get, Korea?"
My afternoon: Cocoa Puffs Jurassic Five Leaves of Grass, by Walt Whitman Phone job interviews in Dubai, Korean university and Brazil Videos of my niece going "Rawr". Fucking stellar way to start a weekend.
The last 2 pages have been the funniest thing I've read in some time. Fine work. Also, my afternoon has consisted of roast duck stirfried with thai basil, onion, and chili, followed by pad thai, while reading excellent webcomics. At work. Life is good.
OH are we talking about food? Home made ravioli and sauce for the dudes. I don't remember what I ate. I think yogurt, an apple? A slice of cheese cake? Definitely bacon and like a gallon of tea. On this diet I am set to live until I am at least 150 years old.