Hold the fucking phone here. A Southerner who prefers Pepsi over Coke? This will not do. Your Southern cred is now revoked. Please remove yourself to Indiana.
Yep, might as well call this one a Yankee. However, I grew up in Indiana, and at least in my area, we were Coke all the way. Let's send him to New Jersey - that'll straighten him out.
Yeah, that's good for sandwiches and all, but then you accidentally make deviled eggs with it... Ugh. Bikini season y'all. NSFW
I was pretty young when New Coke was out so I don't remember exactly what it tasted like, but I do remember not liking it because it tasted like Pepsi. To be honest though, I really don't care for the flavor of Coke now either - Cherry Coke all the way for me.
Someone who doesn't know that Pepsi is also southern is in no position to talk to me about Southern cred. Pepsi was started in a small ass town in NC. They're slogan for years was "born in the Carolinas." You think Atlanta counts as the south? Atlanta is in the South, but its a fucking transplant city, its not of the South. You wanna hate on me for liking cheerwine too?
No shit. Not because of Pepsi or coke. Because you have something in your pop vocabulary that doesn't include the words Mountain and Dew. I heard not liking Mountain Dew in the south is worse than being a baby rapist. True?
You mean the city still doesn't have throngs of over-heated, angry, drunk, racist rednecks? That wasn't the impression I got last time I was there. I also saw a black person or two as well.
Black person? In Atlanta? Ha ha. I mean, it's not like the last 5 Mayors of Atlanta are Black or anything. Seriously, though, downtown Atlanta, like where the smog and tall buildings are, is certainly transplant City (much like Charlotte and other "new" southern cities). But, Atlanta's zip code is still sweet tea and southern belles, I assure you.
See, now I know you're lying. There ARE no black people in Canada. After five or so years, the cold climate and utter lack of sun causes them to turn Caucasian. Which in turn explains our love of hockey-- it's hard-wired into a honky's genes.
So, I was bitching about a family member's behavior to another person, who more or less agreed with me. However as soon as this person started criticizing said family member for pretty much the exact same thing, I immediately got indignant and frankly wanted to belt them across the mouth, or at least tell them to STFU because how dare they criticize my family. I cannot explain this irrationality/hypocrisy, except to say that emotionally I feel it's perfectly acceptable for me to complain about and criticize my family, but all you other fuckers better keep your mouths shut around me if you desire to do the same. Am I totally out of line here?
Thats really ordinary so much so that I'm surprised you're shocked by this. You can crap on your family all you want but if someone else does it its out of line. Hard to explain, but its true.
Yeah, no kidding. Like, it's fine for the boyfriend to say his mom is evil, but I make one comment about her being Satan incarnate and suddenly I'm a bad person.
Unrelated, Jehovah's Witnesses used to be crazy organized. We filled these out when we woke you up on a Saturday morning (well someone filled them out, I didn't) with detailed descriptions of who and what we encountered. Its actually kind of creepy looking back. Spoilered for size.
"Kind of". Let me applaud you and Pimptress for escaping that glorified Hitler youth that steals childhoods. Now, you get to look forward to making your own decisions, getting presents and standing for the national anthem.