That's exactly like the CRM system I use to manage my daily sales activities, just on paper. Now I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a missionary knocking on my door with Salesforce pulled up on his Ipad. Awesome.
Don't give them any ideas. After 17 years of cat and mouse games I'm finally living in a home where they haven't found me and I personally feel really good about that.
You can do what I do and turn the garden hose on them when they show up in your driveway. I don't use the term "worse than Scientology" often.
No. They accidentally found me at the last two places I lived. Just by doing the house to house thing not by actively seeking me out. When they found me they came back several times trying to get me to come back. I make it sound worse, at least that part of it, than what it actually is. I just hate seeing them because they always come back.
I've been more creative lately. Answering the door scratching my nuts in boxers with a hangover (not a pretty sight) leaving a gun laying on a table in plain sight. They're troopers, gotta give em that.
It's fucking annoying when you're having a good time at a party then something happens to sour your mood and you end up drinking yourself sober. Three days left in this town and I'm done.
Say "I'm an apostate "and smile. You will be placed on a "do not call " list. I haven't had a problem since.
Like wearing a Yankees jersey to Fenway only you won't get popcorn thrown at you when you turn your back.
I can only picture what it's like when it's the other way around. With what those moonheads yelled at my friend 's pregnant wife for wearing a Jays cap, I shudder to think how they treat The Enemy.
I just watched Apocalypse Now in my boxers while drinking the rest of a small bottle of Fireball I found in the back of my freezer. Your move. You think she'd be spared because she was pregnant? Hah. To them, that's just two people who like the other team instead of one.
And the Cunts Of The Year award goes to.... Really... Stick my name on that fucking site. I would those de-pigmented losers to try and talk down about ANYBODY.
Vegans are funny. I can't think of a more self-righteous group of people, aside from maybe Code Pink or Canadians. IM JUST KIDDING ZOMFG.
El husband has half a day at work under the stipulation that he goes to the beach for a fun day with his coworkers for the rest of the day. So today I get to meet his crazy vegan coworker. I have heard so many stories. I cannot wait.
Seriously. Veganism is the ultimate first-world problem/fad. "I can't find anything on this menu that doesn't contain animal products." I understand modernization and moving from a hunter/gatherer society and that with development comes the capability to do other things than simply survive but sweet jesus. Fuck these people.