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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    I'm kind of worried about crown, first pussy, then heroine, now bubble wrap whats next? Super Soakers? Slides?
     
    #721 toddamus, Jun 21, 2013
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    He'll be a mod on the Brony message board soon.
     
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    I wonder if he has a favorite pony?

     
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    If he prefers clopping to bubble wrap there's no redemption.
     
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    First week at a real (very small) ad agency was a tornado of "Huh? What? Wtf? OH THAT'S Awesome! Oh Shit! What? Me? I've been here 3 days! What? Oh cool! Well I nailed it! Oh fuck! Oh shit! Ah, okay. Bye!" I'm so fucking tired I can't even read the board. And I actually have real work to do at work so I'm so far behind. Woe is me, life is hard. I bet I'll be passed out by 8pm tonight.
     
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    I'm more worried about all of you, for your collective ability to not detect sarcasm with no veil. I've never done heroin helloooooooooooo

    I'm high for the first time since I tenderized my hand. That excuses me to say whatever. I'll talk about banging baby sheep right now if so pleases me. By all means, it's Friday on the first day of summer and I'm out of my head. Ya ol' sticks in the mud.
     
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    I think for some people being vegan is an excuse for their eating disorders to be socially acceptable. I have a cousin and classmate who are both "super vegan omg" and I'm pretty sure it's just a way for them to have very restricted diets without catching too much flack for it.
     
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    Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

    I know for a fact my cousins wife uses being a vegan to basically starve herself. She lives on "organic" vitamins and water with lemons in it. I have not witnessed her actually eat food in years.
     
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    Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

    Because she's dead?
     
    #729 Crown Royal, Jun 21, 2013
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    If today's the first day of summer, then this is the first beer of summer. Huzzah!

    Also have any of you considered the possibility that each of the little bubbles of Crown's bubble wrap is filled with heroin? Now that would be some addictive shit.
     
    #730 ghettoastronaut, Jun 21, 2013
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    I am. We're safe where we are, but my Dad's been evacuated and the damage is substantial.

    It looks like the Zoo animals are being evacuated to City Hall's holding cells, since the zoo is pretty much fully submerged.
     
    #731 Uno, Jun 21, 2013
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    Holy shit I had idea it was that bad. I hope everyone gets safe there, that's really messed up. He'll, I've been to that zoo before. Calgary is my favourite city on the continent.
     
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    For those of you who missed it, this is the guy bragging about wearing plum smuggler shorts at today's kickball game.
     
    #733 Crown Royal, Jun 21, 2013
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    IT'S NOT A FUCKING RULE ASSHOLE!





    Also, Paula Deen just wears too much make up for me to get past to even make fun of her Beetus causin cuisine. You look like a fake person. Im sure they have to sand blast that shit off.
     
    #735 Kubla Kahn, Jun 21, 2013
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    Stay safe, Canadians!

    What am I doing? Oh, instead of packing for my 7 am flight tomorrow morning I'm drinking alone at a bar. Because I can!
     
    #736 TX., Jun 21, 2013
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    Not bragging, merely stating I'm hanging out with single girls tonight and drinking beer.
    From what I've read so far thats better than what you have planned.
     
    #737 toddamus, Jun 21, 2013
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    Everybody notice how Paula Deen wasn't fired by the Food Network for using the word cunt?
     
    #738 ghettoastronaut, Jun 21, 2013
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    I've had about a glass and a half of wine and already feel tipsy/tired, when did I turn into such a pussy? I also laughed at part of an e-mail I got from one of my skydiving instructors.

     
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    I'd like to butter up Paula Deens naked body and have disgusting sex with her. Just once to see what all the fuss is about. There is a fuss... right guys?
     
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