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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. TX.

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    I heard her vagina tastes like Crisco and bacon.
     
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    So you're just sitting at the bar alone?

    Ask the person closest to you what they think Paula Dean's vagina tastes like.

    Relay to us the answer.
     
    #742 CharlesJohnson, Jun 21, 2013
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    "Chicken fried love"

    It's sad how horrible my tolerance is...I'm halfway through my second glass of wine and buzzed. White girl drunk! Insert woo girl nonsense.
     
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    There is now.
     
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    It has begun. They named the rugrat North West. No middle name.
     
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    It's Deen, CJ.

    If your gonna take my sloppy seconds and titty fuck that beautiful silver beast, at least respect her name.
     
    #746 Juice, Jun 21, 2013
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    Don't spill any on your Ugg boots, sister-friend!
     
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    I can't wait for Kanye's musical tribute.

    "And my life's quest brought me North West
    My girl Kim gives good breast
    My gift to the world only the best."
    I don't know, it rhymes and I'm too baked to really think about it.
     
    #748 PIMPTRESS, Jun 21, 2013
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    I was discussing this topic this afternoon and the consensus is that the middle name should be By-North.

    North By-North West.
     
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    I came home to my roommates sitting in the dark and listening to Frampton Comes Alive. Frampton sucks, y'all.

    Interesting convo with my mother this evening:

    TX's mom: "I hope you and Boyfriend are being smart. We don't want an accidental pregnancy."
    Me: "Yes, most of all I DON'T WANT ONE."
    TX's mom: "You know condoms aren't 100% effective."
    Me: "I know. That's why boyfriend pulls out and cums all over my face 9 times out of 10. We're smart and shit."
    Mom: "OH MY!!!!!! asjkladfsjkladfsjkladfsjadfs"

    Yes, cause I'm classy. OK, the convo didn't go exactly like that, but that's how I wanted to respond. Not to mention that this little "talk" would've been more helpful 10 years ago.
     
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    This looks pretty fucking stupid:



    So... Ashton Kutcher playing Ashton Kutcher with a beard and glasses? That's supposed to be Steve Jobs?
     
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    The only other movie the director made was Swing Vote.

    Count on it sucking.
     
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    That kid went right of that vagina doing jumping jacks. She didn't even scream.

    I miss the days of when none of us would have cared, or known, about any of this bullshit. Take the new movie The Bling Ring directed by Sofia Coppolla and starring Emma Legs Watson, about a group of stuck-up entitled white kids who rob even richer people simply for the purpose of feeding their materialism. It's a real-life story based on a pathetic, wretched little piece-of-shit hellspawn named Alexis Neiers. She did only a month in jail (next cell to LiLo) and her punishment was to star on a reality TV show with her mom, and no doubt gets royalties for the film as well. Spoiled little felon gets money and fame. There's something really wrong with this society.
     
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    It's less egregious when you realize that the Steve Jobs of the 90s/00s was an emaciated version of this:
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    I don't know who else you would cast that looks anything like him in the 1980s? Adrien Brody? Zach Galifinakis on a crash diet?
     
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    That's emaciated? Please. I see walking skeletons every day. Jobs had a solid pouch back in the day. I'm not saying it'll be great or that Kutcher is a solid actor, but he could pull off his look.

    Derp.
    Read that wrong. Wah wahhh reading comprehension
     
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    Just bring back Noah Wyle. He already killed it as Jobs in Pirates of Silicon Valley, and honestly I don't think anyone will play him better:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Someone send help, we only have 8 pounds of bacon left, I doubt we'll make it two more weeks.
     
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    Almost time to start drinking again, the question is what form of alcohol it will be today.
     
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    I wonder how bad the hangover will be if I drink these Dos Equis before I drink the bottle of Moscato? Oh well, I'm invoking one of my dad's favourite rules: 'The Lord hates a coward and frowns on a fool'. I'm an atheist, but if I have to hedge my bets, I'd rather be frowned on as the fool.
     
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