They just stood there for 45 minutes and whipped dozens upon dozens of water balloons at each other, full force. Rural hardcore dancing, I guess. To some of them, that's probably as close to a waterpark as they'll get. It sucks because my kid enjoys the yokel Olympics that unfold, and it's a chance for her not to feel like an outsider for running around in bare feet.
What, you couldn't find one where she makes the strike? This is bullshit, Juice. Absolute bullshit. I want my nickel back.
Speaking of which, is there actually an official rule against booze in church? Because I haven't seen a sign, and it would make Sundays visiting my mom a lot more tolerable.
No, it's a bunch of prudes at a community centre just north of Lower Asscrackylbania. It's one of those things where you see 99% of the people there only at this speed ump of an annual event. Funnies thing? Half of the family is American. These people actually jump countries to come and be bored out of their minds (I do think they secretly drink at their cars, though. Good for them).
I can only assume it means she gets off on the cat shitting on her. Where I'm from, you're not really a Catholic until you've thrown up during mass.
Wow, 'thrown up during mass' is an interesting euphemism for 'get molested by a priest.' I'll have to remember that one.
I mean I hate Nickelback as much as the rest of you guys. But I always dug Sure it's over produced predictable butt rock but god damn it describes some of the girls I've liked to party with to a fucking T. Are there are plenty of good songs about dirty party animal girls? Maybe, I don't know, they weren't drilled into my head by clear channel.
Funny you mention over produced. I look at Nickelback as the 00' version of 90's Def Leopard; which was the 90's version of 80's AC/DC.
What the fuck are you talking about? They may have been overproduced somewhat after Razors Edge, but pretty much the previous two decades they were a skin and bones rock band who really knew how to throw three chords around. And don't compare those Brit nine-armed hacks to AC/DC. How fucking DARE you. What is wrong with Brian Johnson exactly?
Calm down. I love all three bands as if they were one. EDIT Brian Johnson is the best replacement for Bon Scott ever. In folklore even, I read he chose Brian as his replacement before he died.
7 inches of rain in 2 days over the weekend, with 90 mph straight line winds. Half of the shingles on my roof were ripped off and my living room ceiling was raining and water ran down the inside of the walls into the basement. Thank God for insurance, but it looks like I'll be living in the camper for a month while my house is gutted. This is nothing compared to the poor bastards in Calgary though.