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Nah, enjoying something that hipsters also enjoy doesn't make you any more hipster than eating a PBJ sandwich makes you a kid.
Yeah, but I use organic peanut butter with peanuts sourced from the hills of Costa Rica and jelly from a local cooperative that specializes in pesticide fre- OH MY GOD IT BEGINS. Gimlet is fucking disgusting. There's your problem. Gin is a tough one to like. Either you enjoy the herbals or you're old trailer trash so numb from a life of hard living and Parliaments that well gin straight is the only thing you can taste through the haze. I like Gin and seltzer with a healthy dose of lime. Tonic is too sugary for me.
There's no need to be torn, because I mean, skinny jeans alone, is enough reason to clear your head. All subsets of people have smoking hot women. Women are beautiful! Have you noticed? I love women! Plus, counterpoint: All mustaches are ironic though, because, right? Black Jesus, do not let the pull of the dark side cloud your judgement.
I agree with you on the tonic thing Black Jesus, but a Gimlet? Really? Those are wonderful. A little Ketel One, some nice fresh lime juice(preferably on the rocks for me please)...now that's nice. Now if you're talking about a Gibson, those are fucking disgusting. Not to mention, your fingers are going to smell like those cocktail onions for a week.
Get a Manhattan at a restaurant that isn't TGI Fridays or at a bar that knows how to make more than a rum and coke. A proper Manhattan is amazing, there is no burning from the booze, its just a nice drink.
Jesus. Everyone, your fear of having anything to do with hipsters seems to be paralyzing your lives. Know what the real spirit of non-hipsterdom is? Not giving a fuck what anyone else does. Not doing things, not not doing things, no fake "irony", nothing. Just find shit you like to do/eat/drink/read/listen to/fuck/cleveland steamer and just go out there and fucking do those things. When you look around you for clues on what to do and carefully sculpt what you do around what other people are doing, do you know what you're being? You're being a fucking hipster, no matter what kind of facial hair and hat combination you're sporting. "Ooh, I don't want to grow a beard, that's what hipsters do!" "I don't want to drink PBR, that's what hipsters do!" "I don't want to have any nice things in life, because hipsters like nice things!". People say these things as though the way hipsters didn't start doing those things because they wanted to imitate other people. Because you know what hipsters are doing these days? Everything. They're even going hunting. Anyone here going to stop hunting because that's what hipsters are doing now? Didn't think so.
I use seltzer as well, both tonic and club soda have a taste to them that doesn't appeal to me. Seltzer is pretty much just water with fizz. You could try a tom collins. Squeeze a slice of lemon into a short tumbler and stir it with just a little bit of sugar (more or less depending on your preference), add 1.5 oz gin and ice cubes, top with seltzer and stir. My husband likes gin and OJ - the herbals in the gin pair much better with OJ than vodka. One of my favorite martinis is 2 oz gin, 1 oz triple sec, 2 oz oj, shake with ice. For me, vodka that isn't flavored is pretty much a blank slate that is used to add an alcoholic element to a drink. Like white russians - the flavor is all in the kahlua and cream, vodka just gives it an extra kick.
All I know about hipsters is that they and I don't share the same circles, and that's all that really matter to me. That's all I care about. That way, I don't have to hear them prattle on about how the churn their own butter by hand because The Suits make corporate butter. I don't have to listen to their senseless college rock that sounds like howler monkeys raping each other, listen to them slam dominoes on bar tables, none of that. It's more of an attitude than a look nowadays. A surly, nose-in-the-air, "nothing impresses me but my plunging V-neck and Blackberry", cooler-than-thou bullshit attitude shared by trustafarians and insecure wounded ex-nerds with an aversion to hygiene products.
Hm. And with the advent of skinny jeans, their calf muscles are effectively like organic milk-fed veal. Er, sorry, organic soymilk-fed veal.
Hipstwers play dominoes? Huh? I thought that was our thing? What's next you're going to tell me they play spades too?
Well, if you're worried about them dipping into stereotypes rest assure they wont get into any Purple Drank since it requires a Sprite, a popular and commercial soda. Unless they can find some off-brand rip-off of Sprite from Bangladesh, then they're laughing.
But what about a shandy? It's a mixed drink popular in Europe that uses sprite or 7up. Maybe the tension between liking something European and disliking something popular and corporate will make them explode, like asking a robot to solve a logical paradox.