Have you never been into a grocery store and seen generic sodas? Also, there are plenty of smaller companies who make something similar. Lemon-lime soda is not the sole property of Sprite.
I cares none about purple drank. Grape drink however, is delicious and reminds me of childhood. Eh what do I care about hipsters, I was just suprised they were trying to make bones ironic. They wear clothes that loudly announce they are obnoxious so they are easily avoided. They seem to ignore grown people like the plague, and the few times I have interacted with hard core hipsters the regurgitated stupid they try to pass off as original opinions is so laughably simple minded that they were entertaining for a few minutes.
Neither hipsters nor celebrities on the brink of physical and moral collapse shall take away from my message... Which is... That this is the best album cover ever.
OK, now, for those of you bad-mouthing gin, what brands were you drinking? There is a huge taste difference between the cheaper gins (e.g. Gilbey's, Gordon's) and the quality gins (Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire). I wouldn't serve a drink containing Gordon's or Gilbey's to anyone - that would be enough to put them off gin. They're both rougher than road rash. Also, they're both bad hangover material, the kind of hangover that makes you wish for death. I think the same rule can be applied for all booze: don't buy cheap, buy something mid-range or high-range that you can actually taste. Your liver will not hate you as much.
If you don't put sprite in your purple drank, than you is a sucka. Hipsters will substitute the cough syrup for something more in their price range like NyQuil and call it "Burgundy Beverage".
That's cool. They never went off the market here, except that they are called Tinkies and are made by Albany Bakeries, which is a division of Kraft Foods I think. I think they have 5 different flavours here - Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Banana and Caramel. The caramel tastes like diabetes.
Nope sorry. Also, I listen to a lot of Dr Drew. Some of his podcast, his podcast with Adam Carolla, old lovelines, used to watch Celebrity Rehab. I am watching his show on HLN and can't believe how fucking terrible it is. Dude will do ANYTHING for a dollar I guess. The whole HLN Nancy Grace shit, we all can agree I hope is, Satan.
Dr. Phil is easily the most evil bastard on TV. Any TV doctor is suspect and really kind of immoral, but Dr. Phil manipulates the shit out of everything and gives self help book advice that middle aged women love.
Did you know McDonald's creates four different shapes of McNuggets in an ironic way of trying to make the shapes appear random? And yet I am craving some with the hot mustard dipping sauce right now.
Well Boston choked that one away. Boychuck will see the SCF gwg over and over in his sleep for years because he didn't make a simple beer league play to keep that guy from coming out and getting the rebound off the post.
My version of an old fashioned, which is an extremely loose interpretation: -fill short tumbler with ice -drizzle in a couple of swirls of triple sec and grenadine (I have those things bartenders use to drizzle for this purpose) -a couple dashes of bitters - 1.5 oz bourbon -top with seltzer and stir And I'm about to go enjoy one while I watch part of Mad Men. I'm drawing out this week's episode as long as I can because I don't want it to be over already.