Pint Glass 1 oz Peach Schnopps 1 oz Southern Comfort 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 can redbull 1/2 can tonic splash of grenadine This is a drink I invented in 2002. It tastes like a watermelon jolly rancher, and it kicks your ass. I named it "The Sissy Jock". Kinda fruity, but really strong.
I actually had my first dark and stormy last night, followed by several others. I can feel my heart beat in my eyes. Good times at the office indeed.
Mrs. Noland left town about an hour ago. So for the next two weeks I'll eat over the sink, quit shaving, bathe only when necessary, stop wearing pants, re-watch The Godfather three or four times and generally act like I am living in my first apartment again. Girls, regardless of how domesticated you think you have made your man, he is never more than 24 hours away from a half step above Neanderthal.
And I hope he does. I absolutely loathe Boston and couldn't be happier that the Blackhawks won the cup. I celebrated a little too hard and am way too hungover to do anything productive at work right now.
I'm just glad Boston didn't win, period. They are a franchise I used to admire greatly and they've turned into cheap shot-specialist goons. Besides, Chicago had the best team season hands down, albeit a huge asterisk on this entire stupid shortened season. Watching Natural Born Killers. I still love this movie, it is just as dazzling as I remember it....JESUS almost 20 years ago? Fuck me.
Russell Crowe just tweeted about my father-in-law's friend (and my lawyer) passing away. Interesting. No, I watched them while I was actually alive. Growing up, I liked all kinds of awesome players they had: Ray Borque, Rick Middleton, Andy Moog, Craig Janney, and the hardest hitter was simply an all-around awesome powerhouse forward in Cam Neely (one of my favourite players of all). They hit hard sure, but they didn't clothesline goalies, throw crosschecks left-and-right and hit guys from behind into the boards that were 60 pounds their junior.
Crown, nostalgia is a bitch. You really think Neely and Milbury etc weren't dirty players? Btw, who do you guys think the hottest female tennis player is (I'm watching Wimbledon at work)? For me its hands down Maria Kirilenko.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck me running. I need a new transmission. I might as well sell my womb to the highest bidder. FUCK.
Nah... use them as predator bait. That way you aren't the one doing the hipster removal.[/quote] I bet they make a pretty good wounded rabbit call if you take away their little electronic gadgets, tie them to a tree, and let the skeeters have at em.
I couldn't stand Millbury, the fucking basketcase. Plus: he had one of those faces that just NEEDED to be punched when you saw it. Neely wasn't as dirty as was built with the ability to thump people. He had one of the hardest board checks ever. Sure, he did some dirty things but if you want to line him up against guys from his era like Dino Ciccerelli, Ken Linesman or Ulf Sammuelsson to name a few there is no question those guys were much bigger assholes than he ever was. Then, you have 70's Bruins: the team that inspired Slap Shot:
Dino isn't even in the same class as those other guys. His game was stand in front of the net, get crushed, get rebounds cash in. He got his shit handed to him on a nightly basis. He gave it back yea, but if you're sitting there getting rocked what are you going to do, pull a Sedin/Lemeiux and just take it?
This below is what I will always remember that fuck for, I remember watching this game and how shocked we were. He's a fucking criminal. ...for those of you who don't know, you could kill somebody hitting them like that.
Everyone jumps all over Nitwit for not posting in the right thread so I'll help you guys out. Thread for violent figure skating.
So apparently one thing that happens during Crippling Illness, Day 2: The Boredom, is I spend too much time quoting posts from the last three or four pages with the sole intention of posting amusing pictures. Spoiler This is still one of the greats. I'm not totally ready to give up my opinion yet, though that is awesome. Spoiler
Oh and apparently I double post. Bleh. I guess I can see how triple sec or grenadine might work in place of sugar, but I think they'd add to much flavor and detract from the booze. Here's how you make a traditional old fashioned: -Drop a sugar cube or a small amount of simple syrup into a tumbler -If you used a sugar cube, pour a spoonful of hot water on top, crush and stir it up -Add 4 or so dashes of bitters (Angostura or Peychaud's work best), stir together with the sugar -Add rye or bourbon. I prefer rye. My go to at home is Bulleit rye because it's relatively cheap and tasty -Add a couple ice cubes and stir it again -Take an orange, and using a peeler, cut a strip of the peel off, holding the whole thing over the glass. Before dropping the peel in, squeeze it over the glass and run it around the rim. -Give the whole thing one quick stir and enjoy You'll notice I didn't put many exact measures in. The only real way to learn to make a cocktail is to make it a lot of times and tinker until it's just how you like it. Go forth and conquer.
Honestly a spiritual successor and, I think, almost on the same artistic level as a Clockwork Orange. Crazy to watch HLN's hyper coverage of infamous murder trials and think the movie was only partly right as to the sick obsession with this stuff and I don't think even could have imagined it would get this bad.