Here's the cover of the album "Two Dogs Fucking" by the Day-Glo Abortions: Spoiler ...and while we're having fun, "Little Man in the Canoe" by the Day-Glo Abortions: Spoiler
How about you go get fucked, ok champ? Great. I can't believe we're talking about big hits and no one brings up Tie Domi. I still remember seeing this. Havlat gets absolutely murdered. Relevant part around 1:30. So what if he's turning to go to the bench? It reminds me of the old football adage "keep your head on a swivel". You think your shift is over? Pay some fucking attention.
Well, my girlfriend's flight got cancelled. Looks like it's just you and me tonight, pornhub. EDIT: Thanks, freecorps. Tubegalore it is.
Gotta love Tie Domi. Even if you hated him you had to respect him. At 5'8 on paper, the fact that he'd fight anyone was amazing. There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, hard to say which side of the line he was on. The Domi-Probert fights were epic, something we're not likely to see ever again.
I can't find it, and it might have been someone else, but I could've sworn there was an incident where two Stars players were skating towards Domi and he's just skating backwards, talking shit, then all of a sudden in one motion he stops, drops his gloves and punches them both in the face.
Domi was prick but I loved him all the same. If Alex Kovalev played with half of Domi's heart he would've been one of the best players to ever play the game. Tie's son, Max, is probably a first rounder this year out of London in the OHL. It'll be interesting to see if the leafs draft him on Sunday.
My favorite thing Domi did was that time when he was running smack with that loudmouth fan while in the penalty box, and then the dumbass fan ended up in the penalty box with him. Domi just beat the crap out of him.
Domi's medicine ball-sized head could absorb a lot of impact. He was a haymaker specialist, he and Rob "The boogeyman" Ray had some awesome scraps and always giving kudos to each other afterwards. Funny how you can punch somebody in the face with a closed fist like that and you're cool ten seconds later.
Even better is the safe for work youtube video: The funny part is that they also make a clone-a-pussy, but it's not actually a masturbatory device, it just takes an impression of your vulva. A dentist I know once used impression tools to make: a) make an impression of his cock as a gag gift for a girl in class everyone hated. He made it out of clay and painted it black (he's white) b) make an impression of some girl's breasts, at her suggestion, to make a present for her boyfriend. By far the most interesting dentist you'll ever meet.
One of my uncles is a dentist and while I don't know if he has ever made an impression of his genitals he has pulled two of his own teeth. "I'm not paying a dentist to do this. I am a fucking dentist." I think dentists are just weird people.
What do you call them then? Wonder Pudding and Love Mallet? Because that's what I call them. I put dentists into the same professional pervert category as podiatrists and proctologists. Who goes into that field? 10 years of studies to play with feet and buttholes. It's not like you discovered in pre-med you're some kind of butthole whisperer, running on instinct; a revelation one day reading a text, "I can help this man...'s butthole." They have to be miscreants taking home the mental baggage of the day's work to play out some masturbatory fantasy with a pair of panty hose on their head, a tightened belt around their neck, probably a tourniquet of sharp wire around their penis. Really, it is the only explanation. ONLY. Don't argue with me. Imagine the horrors of the foot. I will never be that guy that gets near a juicy foot. You couldn't fucking pay me.
Given that proctologists, unlike podiatrists, are MDs, that's probably exactly what they discovered. Though more likely in their general surgery residency than med school. But what do I know, my job (thankfully) keeps me from touching people and mostly keeps me from smelling/seeing gross things. In happier news, the airline managed to not totally shove its wang into the rotor blades (in the manner of Peter Griffin) and the lady has landed and is now on a bus to my location. Pornhub, you'll have to collect your advertising dollars elsewhere.